whatever.

[24.04.16] vs. atletico madrid (ucl quarterfinals leg 2)

ter stegen learns portugese for rafinha and you dont even text me back

We should piss on the poor

How dare you say that reading comprehension on this site is piss poor

"We need to go back in time to show Gorge Orwell the state of the internet." "We need to go back in time to show Marx modern capitalism." Man up and go back in time to show Sigmund Freud Omegaverse.

neither “that’s not canon” nor “fuck canon we made this all up” but a secret third thing (canon shouldn’t be taken as gospel but is useful as a reference point for building upon and recontextualizing characters and details. if you worship the source material as unchangeable then fandom in general probably isn’t for you. if you have complete disdain for the source material you would probably enjoy yourself more in a different fandom)

the secret fourth thing is star wars hell, where 40+ years of EU material created by hundreds or thousands of people with wildly different interpretations of george lucas' ideas has been whittled down to a smaller canon that still manages to contradict itself on even the most basic information

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when my mom crashed her bike, my dad texted me "call me. it's mom" and when I texted to ask if she was ok he just said "no" and didn't elaborate

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How much do I owe you? Including the t-shirt and the food

theyer old enough that they used to connect 

They're older than Florida. The Floridian peninsula is the solidified runoff of the Appalachians that got caught on some coral. It's why we're like this, I think. You don't stand a chance of being normal when you were created by the shed skin of an elder god draping itself over a hollow skeleton. You're always going to be a little Off.