Young Bert

Hades: Persephone and I are having a baby. Nico: That's gre- Hades, slamming adoption papers on the table: It's you, sign here.

Triple H watching Damian Priest successfully cash in on Vince’s ‘Chosen One’:

Two moods

Yall want some 2016 tumblr shit?

Cody's Raw before Mania entrance except I put "My Boyfriend's Back" over it.

“ my little brother seth rollins” 😭

percy: crushes are the worst, whenever im around mine i act so stupid

annabeth: you always act stupid

percy: yeah, don’t think about that too much

“Percy hadn’t considered that—duh—people in Italy spoke Italian, while he did not.”

“Next discovery: The Italians used euros, and Percy didn’t have any.”

Percy, my favorite dumbass. 🥰

Happy part ten everyone, thx everyone for tolerating me this long

Part 9

ogs remember the persassy era this... ogs remember piper slander that... no. no. ogs remember those goddamn pinterest memes with the text in seven different ugly fonts and colours with ask the seven printed on it. THAT is what ogs remember (and also how nico was always there?? that was weird)

Annabeth Chase multiverse ☺️

Hope you like it ☺️Don’t forget to come back to see Percy and Grover multiverse too

Annabeth: Did you know that if corals get stressed they die?

Frank: So if I was a coral I would be dead.

Leo: What do corals even get stressed about???

Percy: Current events.

Leo:

Frank:

Annabeth: Get out.

Frank and Jason making up combo moves in the sky where Jason gives him a boost for altitude and speed while Frank’s a giant eagle or something and Frank later saying with the absolute straightest face and most casual tone, “You’re the wind beneath my wings.” and Jason being like shot dead never recovering remember me fondly

i’ve been thinking about riordanverse demigods and their mommy issues.

annabeth, piper, alex fierro: my mom is an absent goddess who’s kind of a bitch to me and my loved ones

jason, thalia, hazel: my mom was a messed up person when she was alive

nico, leo, frank, magnus chase: my mom died years ago but she was a wonderful person and i miss her every day

percy jackson and will solace: MY MOM 🤱 is my BEST 🤩 FRIEND 👯 she is so LOVELY 🥰 and KIND 💕 and COOL 😎 and i’m having DINNER 🍽️ WITH HER ON SATURDAY 🥳💫🤪

There is no heterosexual explanation for this