"Elk Centaur" by Francois Lelong

Stevens Point Sculpture Park, Wisconsin, USA

Things that work in fiction but not real life

This post breaching containment has taught me that a lot of people seem to think they can accurately profile complete strangers. For the record, no the fuck you can't.

This machine kills AI

Y'all make fun of the outfits from Kingdom Hearts (2002), but fail to realize that they were PULLED FROM THEIR HOMES on a day that they were playing at the beach.

They HAVE normal clothes. They were wearing beach attire. Imagine being pulled through a dimensional portal while you're swimming and building sandcastles. Congrats! Your only clothes are these now:

fuck it homebrew boop button. reblog this post to boop the person you reblogged from.

Wonder Woman #8 - The Failed Rewriting of Wonder Woman

Following Diana's capture a couple of issues ago, following the Sovereign hiring almost her entire rogues gallery to battle her all at once (mentally, magically and physically), be begins using the stolen Lasso of Lies that his family have used to justify their claim to America's throne since the 1600s to reprogram Diana with Christian Values.

Or at least, the interpretation of Christian values that men in power use to justify why men, specifically themselves, should be in power.

However, in the mental projection of suburbia where Diana's inner self is being rewritten, a relative arrives with a reminder of who she is...

I really REALLY want Diana to snap this worthless old nazi cunts neck

I want to see her squeeze and squeeze and watch this fucking cattle twitch and whimper as the lights go out upstairs

I mean

If I had Diana's powers

I'd do that to every single fucking worthless waste of organs like this repulsive creature, just because the sound their snapping bones made would make me giggle :D

It's also hilarious to me that the Lord of the Trash Heap here seriously seems to think he's intimidating

I mean first of all, "Boasting" about being King of America is like being proud of being emperor of a rotting overflowing landfill

"King of America"

Well done, you rule a country full of brainless fucking cattle who think a two thousand year old zombie wizard wants everyone to have AR-15's and no one to have any human rights. What an achievement.

But also his whole little villain monologue here....I would just be laughing hysterically all the way through it

"Why do you think God sent his only son to save us?"

Well first of all he didn't so write that down XD

"One must consider the intention of the lord in all things, yes?"

The only thing I consider is: "Will doing this bring me pleasure?" so no, I don't really consider some bearded cunt floating on a cloud's intentions

"Who can deliver us from sin"

Why the fuck would I want anyone to deliver me from sin?

After all, I have so much fun commiting SO MANY of them :D

"It is Gods words, gods works, gods will"

I don't give a fuck about any of the above

I care about my words, my works and my will

You guys just have to trust me on this one and click here okay?

OH MY GOD I NEEDED THIS

duality of man

Running a passenger rail company

Tnt to bedrock with the whole family.

Construction without a permit

Exterminating bugs....for democracy.

twitter is incredible

oh man:

she didn’t lose her internship because “her friends” used a hashtag, she lost it because a bunch of 4chan fuckers found out she’s trans and decided to doxx her and harass her employer about the ~image~ she was sending. like this wasn’t her public face account, she wasn’t spouting racist garbage, she mistook someone in her mentions for one of the randos she gets regularly harassed by (because, yknow, if someone tweets “language” at you on twitter, 99.9% of the time they’re not actually concerned for you) and transphobes used the opportunity to fuck up her life. it’s great that hickam is behind her on this but a lot of people are sharing this and laughing at how hilarious it is that “a furry got fired for swearing”, which is the smokescreen being used to cover how this was doxxing a trans woman to ruin her potential career

They’ll never do a Hitman level set in a Furry Convention because gamers would absolutely ruin it but imagine. like the target isn’t a furry he just owns a hotel that happens to have one every year but you can disguise yourself in a fursuit and some guy will ask you “what species is your sona” and 47 would be like “a wolf. i always felt a connection with…hunters.” and then diana would be like “let’s see if you can sniff out some information, furrty-seven” and then he comes to my house and kills me for writing this

animation of charmander makin some pancakes

Everyone look at this

The ending is incredibly satisfying

I laughed like NEEEEHEHEHE

I... I just had to

You did god’s work.

Korra