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HaiJynks

@haijynks / haijynks.tumblr.com

Welcome! Here I talk about dungeons and dragons, video games, shows, memes, and the latest interest to catch my eye. Enjoy the hijinks that follow! Icon and header by @seahagart.
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cetitan

I need to have an it/its weekend

What the hell are you talking about? Where is the it/its ice cream

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valmillion

you rockin with the it's/it pronouns ice cream?

Of course you blue box ice cream and pronouns

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tallymali
Anonymous asked:

Please keep posting about this Taylor Swift situation. it's so entertaining and hilarious to me. It's not the drama it's the absurdity and ridiculousness of it all that has me hooked.

god theres sooooo many shenanigans that have happened over the years but if we’re talking right now, then uh, here is a story in pictures involving a (justified) bad review for her album

the extremely normal fandom is trying to doxx and harass literally every member of staff they can find at this publication. they were also tweeting gifs of exploding buildings at them and saying “this will be ur hq” and yeah, its likely jokes, but they’re flying pretty close to an investigation there lmao

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the harassment is predictably grody but the article is very good, I strongly recommend it to everyone. if nothing else, this paragraph:

This album will surely get comparisons to Rupi Kaur’s poetry, either for its simplicity, empty language, commodification or all of the above. And, sure, there are parallels there, especially in how The Tortured Poets Department, too, is going to set the art of poetry back another decade—as Swift’s naive call-to-arms of her own milky-white sorrow rings in like some quintessential “I am going to take pictures of a typewriter on my desk and have a Pinterest mood-board of Courier New font” iPhone fodder. 2013 called and it wants it capricious, suburban girl-who-is-taking-a-gap-year wig back! Soaking our book reports in coffee or having our moms burn the edges with a kitchen lighter cannot come back into fashion; the cyclical notions of culture cannot make the space for such retreads.
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aropride

just thought of a funny post then imagined the annoying asks i'd get about it and got mad and closed the new post editor . then imagined getting to call them a dumb cunt and opened it again. then realized that was insane and started typing this. actually since i'm already in here (post editor) might as well make a fakepost of the entire situation so u all can experience it too

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being white AND autistic is like a double nerf when it comes to dancing i really do just freak it nothing style #text

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anonymous asked: not everything is fucking autism i think youre just lame 😭 it's literally not that hard

🌃 aropride answered: autism causes motor difficulties you dumb cunt

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get their ass

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@aropride You are so cool i love you

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tumblr user aropride suffers more than jesus

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god that aropride guy is so fucking cool i wish we were bffs

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hi omg ty :3 do u want to frolic in a field with me

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of COURSE

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obama asked: Do you want one Million dollars and also i will erase student debt forever communism style

🌃 aropride answered: yass omg #ask

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spicymancer

Princess & the Pawn (Full Comic) An ActiRanger Adventure!

(Bonus page and additional info after the jump)

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tigerjpg

nothing makes me go "ooooh we are NOT the same" quite like reading some post about how people talk with their parents about their interests. what do you mean you told your father about stevebucky. what do you mean he asked further questions

"i sent this article to my relative" "mom & i were discussing dialectical materialism" you navigate the world with such a different set of parameters than i

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robotlyra

I will NEVER forget the time I was dating a girl and went on a camping trip with her and her family, and we were hanging out drawing together, and she said "hey mom check this out" and showed her mother a suggestive Team Fortress 2 fanart she was working on and my eyes nearly shot out of my skull

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vvvarinn

its important to do this every time a museum or school thinks this is a good idea

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alexilulu

Did you intentionally make him Cajun before that screencap or was that baked into the prompt already. I ask only because the eyes as green as the bayou got me good

he's naturally australian so i gave him an upgrade

in response to everyone making charlie do shit like this, they patched the fuck out of him to be nigh unusuable. but im working on him, and i found out what they did.

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and im working on it

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3liza

we talk a lot about ohhhh what if my calling is to be the greatest mammoth hunter ever and I'm wasting my talents in the modern era but we never think about what if Thog from 30,000 BCE was the only person ever born who could get a sub-7min Donkey Kong Country any%, and he never got the chance. what about thog

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