Lord of the Onion Rings

I hate modern science fiction shows, all filmed in flatly lit green screen. I miss when science fiction shows weren’t cowards and just told the audience that every inhabited planet in the galaxy looked like British Columbia.

When they go to the futuristic planet you better believe they go to one of seven specific buildings in Vancouver.

important correction - american shows and high budget projects are filmed in vancouver

british sci fi is filmed in that one quarry in wales

i hope whoever invented nose contour is forced to work in a coal mine in the desert alone for the rest of time

your nose is perfect as is and that voice telling you to make it thinner is the literal fucking devil

horse whose hooves are stuck individually in different colored buckets the horse seems a bit surprised but unbothered the sign of a well mannered yet perhaps empty minded horse or perhaps this is all a goof of the horses own design

@todaysbird

Imho the idea of ‘cruelty free’ products or food shouldn’t mean that nothing died to create it, but rather that anything and anyone involved in the creation process hasn’t been exploited or harmed.

Leather is good actually. Veganism isn’t the end all be all to morality and consumption. The issue isn’t that a chicken died for those nuggets, but that while the chicken was alive, it’s life fucking sucked. Vegan chocolate means little if the cocoa that made it was gathered by child slave labor.

Factory farms, abuses of the people who pick the fruit and vegetables we eat, the focus profit and productivity over all else - that’s the fucking issue here. It’s capitalism folks.

Scientist bakes sourdough bread with yeast derived from 4500 year old Egyptian pottery

i'm losing my mind @ this thread......historie......

also please note that this scientist is in fact the retired man who invented the xbox.

oh fuck i listened to a podcast that was interviewing him and the process he went through to make this bread, ologies with allie ward like he went through full on clean room levels of prep to ensure that this was 100% yeast from old egypt and had to bend over backwards to ensure everything involved was uncontaminated he then revealed that the original xbox logo...

is a sourdough boule

can i get a hell yea if you’re still gonna be wasting your time on this website in 2014

when you see your little kitty walking toward you at a leisurely pace and say "hi baby!" bc you're excited to see her and she starts trotting a little bit faster 'cause she's excited to see you too. that's what life is all about i think

How to tell a raven from a crow. Made with corvid researcher Dr. Kaeli Swift for her blog post on the subject!

These are all well and good (accurate and informative and also fun) but here’s the best way to tell the difference between the two:

Ravens are FUCKING huge.

The best advice I’ve heard about this is as follows:

If your thought is “wow, is that a Raven??” It’s a crow.

If your thought is “Holy shit is that a CAT?!” It’s a raven.

and if your thought is “wow, is that a crow?” it’s a grackle

@elodieunderglass

You are never prepared for how big a raven is.

If you think redtailed hawks are big… yeah ravens are about that size.

reblog to give the person you reblogged from the strength to complete The Task™

the nature of thestanconfessions ensures that geniuses like this go uncredited and that’s one of history’s greatest tragedies

shoutout to the lord of the rings lighting directors. bold move to let the audience see what's going on in nighttime scenes. i miss that.

Scientists cite water being a key prerequisite for extraterrestrial life as Christ was baptized with water.

If alien life claims to evolve from a water-free planet, or is harmed by contact with water, then they're most likely demonic.

“whew idc if i fail im just glad its over and done with”