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SALUTATIONS!
I am the So Zetta Slowpoke.
GLOSSARY
Arbitraro: Latin, imperative: arbitrate. Pay attention, investigate, judge, discern, witness, measure, weigh, acknowledge.
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Trying to work but there's a gremlin under my desk.
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oh god oh fuck I cast Petrify Columbo but I swear I didn’t think it was gonna work oh geez
That's all right. Sounds like an honest mistake.
Just one last thing though. If you just cast Petrify Columbo, how come his dog is petrified too?
The dog's name was also Columbo.
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They’re huge??????????
bitchcraftandfashion
That’s……a fucking WOMBAT?!?!
i thought wombats were small. That looks photoshopped!
That’s Patrick! A wombat raised since he was a joey on a wildlife park in Victoria, Aussie, he’s known as both the oldest and biggest wombat we know of!
Most wombats average around 30 to 40 inches, so fat Pat is definitely an outlier. For comparison here’s a more ‘regular’ wombat.
dynamaxed
I want to ride him into battle at the climax of my arc if he’ll let me <<
Wait, do wombats not stop growing?
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When you are a troj and not receiving your legally mandated number of morning belly rubs 😒
If you can take a photo, you can rub Troj belly. - Troj, probably
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monkey i love you beloved little freak i would die for you
like……… look at this face
UNREAL
Source: x.com
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