dreamer.

It doesn’t matter what generation ur from we’re all stupid

our fireplace doesn’t even have a secret passage i hate this stupid fucking family

being in your 20s is just like thinking ''im 19'' and then realizing you are not actually 19 anymore...

the temptation every time there’s heavy rainfall to just go out on the street and

things i’ve accomplished in the first half of 2021:

man ive been watching videos of sheep getting shorn all night. makes me wanna be a sheep, getting man handled by a farmer who loves me, emerging from my cocoon of wool a totally new being. prancing around the barnyard so free, no longer weighed down by winter. i have clinical depression 

it’s posta like these that so encapsulate the spirit of tumblr while making it impossible to explain tumblr to my mom

the target audience for young royals is people that never moved on from og skam who have also read ‘red white and royal blue’

Romance is dead

bestie is just becoming the chiller version of comrade

we have nothing to lose but our chains, bestie

how did we live before the 🥺 emoji. like how the fuck did we communicate

gate keeping is actually so great i hate so many of you

feminism

My jokes do numbers in the porn bot community

we were literally put on this earth to hang out