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What's all this then?!

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Lauren. Your child’s favorite auntie. Always talking about something gay. 🥴
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Anonymous asked:

I used to flirt with you back in the day, but your disappeared and i didn't know how to reach you. Now that you're back, How have you been? I know you must be married or at least engaged to your fake gf by now right?!

Nah, I'm still single as a two dollar bill. I'm good tho. I got a new job that I actually like. I got a house with my sisters. I got a new car. I'm finally doing pretty good. My fake girlfriend is actually happily married with a pup! Beautiful couple.

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Me, driving to Mike Flanagan’s house at 3am to discuss how he pulled me in with terrifying ghosts and ended with giving me deeper emotions than I wanted:

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season 1 episode 1 of the muppet show outclasses anything snl has ever done

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