GABI MOSELY Found · 1.01, "Pilot"
thought about boobs yesterday thinking about boobs today will think about boobs tomorrow
Happy Black History 🤎
thanksgiving is like the superbowl for r/AmItheAsshole
What if - and hear me out - we took a nap?
I used to flirt with you back in the day, but your disappeared and i didn't know how to reach you. Now that you're back, How have you been? I know you must be married or at least engaged to your fake gf by now right?!
Nah, I'm still single as a two dollar bill. I'm good tho. I got a new job that I actually like. I got a house with my sisters. I got a new car. I'm finally doing pretty good. My fake girlfriend is actually happily married with a pup! Beautiful couple.
Me, driving to Mike Flanagan’s house at 3am to discuss how he pulled me in with terrifying ghosts and ended with giving me deeper emotions than I wanted:
Hey heauxs
I ain’t eem gon hold y’all I kinda forgot about my little tumblr. I honestly thought they would have deleted it by now! I see y’all happy and married and in love I love that journey for y’all!
Your soulmate is out there, you just have to leave your toxic relationship first.
Beauty and the beast
season 1 episode 1 of the muppet show outclasses anything snl has ever done
by Comicname
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Let's not kid ourselves either, anyone just making it through the day right now deserves a medal.