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• “I figured you must be blackmailing that poor girl to have lunch with you.”
• “I think it’s fair to say that I’m pretty sexy.”
• “I don’t want to live in a world where I have to eat sugar free sugar cookies.”
• “I remembered today was your birthday so I thought I’d say hi.”
• “You have nothing to lose except your lonely loser status.”
• “Shut it, you faker!”
• “I sure am tired from all that relaxing I did today.”
• “Then I can spend my entire allowance on comic books and video games and no one can stop me.”
• “When you listen to pop music, you often hear them saying ‘shawty.’”
• “[NAME] made fun of me because I say ‘poot’ all the time.”
• “I waited and waited because I really wanted to see you.”
• “Tell papa/mama what’s up.”
• “It hurts my face just looking at you.”
• “Marry me.”
• “I look forward to seeing what you’re gonna do with my butt.”
• “A trash bin..? Is this a clue to your true identity?”
• “I’m beautiful, but I’m also deadly.”
• “I hope you go to jail.”
• “What did you do to my body?”
• “Stick to chocolate and comic books. You’re too young for love anyway.”
• “I’m sorry.. please don’t be too mad at me.”
• “I have a big favor to ask you.”
• “Maybe I’ll just go home and lock myself in a closet.”
• “I gotta admit, I really love that one show where all those people do the stuff and then something happens.”
• “Here, touch my skin. It’s totally slimy right now.”
• “I probably look in the mirror 24 times a day just to be sure I’m still so darned handsome/beautiful.”
• “Guess what I’ve got in my pockets right now.”
• “Better not catch you making goo-goo eyes at my wife/husband.”
• “No one understands me. I’m hungry all the time and no one cares.”
• “Are you suggesting my style is outdated?”
• “Don’t play with stink bugs, especially when you’ve got a date coming up.”
• “They don’t even care who wins. They just all flex their pecs.”
• “Love means accepting that there will be times when you don’t get the last scallop.”
• “Yeah exercise is totally hard and stuff. I think I’m gonna go take a nap and read a book or whatever.”
• “Today was the day my best friend in the whole wide world was born.”
• “Whoa you look so weird. And not weird in a hip way. More like ‘weird’ as in ‘makes me want to barf.’”
• “End my suffering.”
• “Not to sound corny but I really like you.”
• “I wonder how I can say ‘swaggy ’ in the most grown up way possible.”
• “Just because two people are good friends doesn’t mean they’d make a good couple.”
• “Sorry, I was staring at your face because I don’t know you. Not because there’s something wrong with your face.”
• “Would it surprise you if I said I’m pretty proud of my legs?”
• “The truth is never free.. but sometimes it’s on sale.”
• “I hear the sound of rap coming from somewhere.”
• “They tell you to sleep on a problem. But what if your problem is insomnia?”
• “I’ll just observe your friends from the shadows.”
• “I heard allergies are caused by the government.”
• “Watch out, ‘cause I’ll compliment you until you puke.”
• “So D.I.Y. stands for ‘do it yourself’? Well, if these guys think I’m going to do my own manual labor, they’ve got another acronym coming.”
• “I can smell your confidence. Smells like soup.”
• “I’m gay.”
• “You’re my hero.”
• “Please don’t call on me.”
• “I think I dropped my house key somewhere. That was my favorite key… it opened my house.”
• “Do you want to hear the brutal truth? That outfit is a hot mess.”
• “Oh, I get it! You’re playing it cool. Trying your best not to cry.”

sentences taken from the 2014 film, this may contain spoilers !!

• “I only work in black and sometimes very, very dark grey.”
• “ If this relationship is going to work out between us I need to feel free to party with a bunch of strangers whenever I feel like it. “
• “Yeah, but it’s gonna look really cool.“
• “You don’t have to be the bad guy. You are the most talented, most interesting, and most extraordinary person in the universe.”
• “And you are capable of amazing things. Because you are the Special.”
• “Right now, it’s about you. And you… still… can change everything.“
• “Darn, darn, darn, darny-darn!“
• “ Look, um… I watch a lot of cop shows on TV… isn’t there supposed to be a-… Isn’t there supposed to be a good cop?“
• “Hi, buddy! I’m your friendly neighborhood police officer! Would you like a glass of water?“
• “Oh, my gosh, my hands are stuck. My legs are stuck as well.“
• “I super hate you.”
• “All I’m asking for is total perfection.“
• “Don’t think he’s ever had an original thought… in his life.“
• “That’s literally the dumbest thing I ever heard.”
• “That’s real music, _____. It’s dark and brooding.”
• “Hey, I can be dark and brooding too - Guys, look, a rainbow!“
• “I’m here to see… your butt.“
• “Hey, uh, listen. Do you think you can explain to me why I’m dressed like this?“
• “Blah, blah, blah. Proper name. Place name. Backstory stuff… “
• “I’m so pretty. I like you. But I’m angry with you for some reason.”
• “Great. I think I got it. But just in case… tell me the whole thing again, I wasn’t listening.”
• “ Then I guess we’ll just have to wing it.“
• “You know the rules, this isn’t a toy!”
• “We did, but the way I’m using it makes it an adult thing. “
• “I’m just gonna come right out, I have no idea what’s going on or what this place is at all.”
• “You just said the word “no” like a thousand times.”
• “I hate this place”
• “ Any idea is a good idea except the non-happy ones. Those we push down deep inside where you’ll never, ever, ever, EVER find them!“
• “Come with me if you want to not die.”
• “I have no experience fighting, leading or making plans. It’s going to be really hard.”
• “WIPING YER BUM WITH A HOOK FOR A HAND IS REALLY HARD! THIS BE IMPOSSIBLE!”
• “Ah, we gotta write all that down ‘cause I’m not gonna remember any of it.”
• “He’s coming, cover your butts.”
• “Ideas so dumb and bad that no one would ever think they could possibly be useful.”
• “The only thing anyone needs to be special is to believe that you can be. I know that sounds like a cat poster but it’s true.”
• “But how could I just decide to believe that I’m special when I’m not?”
• “ Y'all ready for this?”
• “Oh no, they were ready for that!”
• “Your mind is already so prodigiously empty that there is nothing in it to clear away.”
• “Honey? Where are my paaaaaaaants?”
• “Oh my G-O-S-H!”
• “_____? Uh… who’s that? Sounds like a cool guy.”
• “If ____ can’t see that then he’s just , well, he’s just as blind as a guy whose eyes stopped working.”
• “What’re you losers talking about? Thought I’d help you guys out. Left the weird cat thing to stall.”
• “Hey, not so special anymore, huh? Well guess what? No one ever told me I was special!”
• “But as unspecial as I am, you are a thousand-billion times more unspecial than me!”
• “You need to be more friendly!”