I’ve found one Gif the supernatural fandom doesn’t have oranges

eggplants

as you can tell I forgot to erase the pencil marks but,,,,,, hi this is my crack ship it’s called squanigga don’t ask but it’s Samuel Seabury x Abraham Woodhull art for @biten-byflames

i will go down with this ship

english: coconut oil

french: :)

english: oh boy

french: oil of the nut of the coco

IM CRYINGNFN

english: ninety-nine

french: :)

english: oh no

french: four-twenty-ten-nine

english: potato

french: :)

english: oh geez

french: apple of the earth

french: papillon

english: :)

french: don’t

english: beurremouche

French: pamplemousse English: :) French: pls no English: raisinfruit

english: squirrel

german: :)

english: oh dear

german: oak croissant

english: helicopter german: :) english: uh oh german: lifting screwdriver

english: toes

spanish: :)

english: no don’t

spanish : fingers of the feet

english: bowl

spanish: :)

english: oh lordy

spanish: deep plate

english: car

polish: :)

english: i changed my mind

polish:  that which walks by itself

french: coccinelle

UK english: ladybird!

american english: ladybug

french: weird

dutch: :)

french: …what

dutch: the good lord’s little animal

french: …ok

irish, polish and russian: *giggling*

french: …just tell me

irish, polish and russian: GOD’S SMALL COW

When life stresses you out just take an onion tube and chill upon the ketchup seas for bit.

i thought it was donald trump at first

day 6 of 28 days of februtheoburramy for @yrobdtservt‘s birth month !!!!!!

(+ lee today because it’s his and burr’s birthday!!)

tag yourself, i’m bellamy

id like to marry ur art and also im pretty much lee i mean have u seen how s h o r t he is im definitely lee..... wheres my burr

i laughed so hard at the “i don’t know” and “something is wrong”

the twilight one is like abstract poetry

They all kind of read like weird little stories in and of themselves. HG is about an amnesia victim trying to recall the facts people have told her about herself, but which she doesn’t remember. Twilight is a love story about two mimes. And Harry Potter is the tragic story of boy whom absolutely nothing happens to.

if you read it all three horizontally it sounds like a fanfiction cross over between katniss and harry and the author is making them have a really awkward first meeting

i pissed myself really badly fuck

Honestly? I don’t remember what this book was about I just remember that it went off

bruh it was about privilege and proper use of it - you got yo homey rainbow fish ridin fly as fuck on the reef like ay wsup i’m rainbow fish i got these magic ass scales they fuckin tight huh? but instead of bein a lil bitch and flauntin it he gives a shiny scale to each dull fish and kept one for himself so they all had a special scale and looked fabulous as - it taught me that sharing your excess and helping others with generosity and kindness is important n cool

my brother bought the complete book and lyrics of the book of mormon when we were in new york last december and i finally got round to reading it and the stage directions are fucking golden. here are just a few.

(bonus:)

if you ever doubt France’s love affair with bread just know that people legit flip the fuck out when the price of a baguette goes from 0,98€ to 1,05€

and all the different names we give to kinds of breads that are basically all the same thing but oh, we added a few cereals in there,

Opportunities That Don’t Come Up Very Often

imagine your otp

@biten-byflames

dhkqlshfklqhflkh arsenic would do that bullshit i know it and yogurt would be so upset learning he “lost” his body

So my dog is a 210 pound Great Dane who has never had a toy smaller than a car tire before, and he always rips them to sheds within a couple weeks.

Recently my sister got him the biggest toy she could find in the doggy toy section, a toy owl about the size of my dog’s head.

He smelled it, took it delicately in his mouth, then just dropped it on the floor and has barely touched it since.

But I keep finding him with it near him while he is sleeping.

I haven’t put it there, and neither has my mum.

He never chews on it, like he is afraid to break it.

And it is always right near his head when he sleeps.

I think he has accepted the tiny owl as his pet.

When the fuck did this get notes Did someone famous reblog my tiny puppy boy

There are two types of men in this world