there's just something so funny to me about shitty harvests
unbelievably awesome headline + photo combo that i wish was true
IG : @emperorofmischief
how i see this post
talking to people while holding a beverage is awesome because you don't have to know what to do with your hands and when you don't know what to do with your face you can just take a sip
gl on arlecchino pulls !! <33
when u cyberbully me. this is who u hurt
binders should be available at fucking corner stores what do you MEAN i have wanted a binder for 4 months and somehow i haven’t managed to successfully get one yet what the FUCK
I wish we had more female characters like Eleanor Shellstrop. One of the most unlikable people you've ever met. Read a Buzzfeed article on most rude things you can do on a daily basis and decided to use that as a list of goals. Makes everyone's day worse just by being there. Dropped a margarita mix on the ground and tried to pick it up, only to get hit by a row of shopping carts which pushed her into the road where she was hit by a boner pill delivery truck, killing her instantly. Cannot keep a romantic partner despite being bisexual. Had a terrible childhood but will die before she gets therapy. Best employee at a scam company. Just the worst but also can't help but root for her to improve.
Absolute loser. Girl-failure. Bad at almost everything. Literally perfect female character.
“im gonna be honest, it looks fucking minging”