thats a nice canon you got there. be a shame if i completely ignored it.

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No experience more viscerally humiliating than walking through a heavily populated building with squeaky shoes. Look at me doing my little clown walk across the entire length of the building. Dumbass squeaking noises ringing out with every step. Sounds like I'm walking on two guinea pigs. I wish I was dead

All Creatures Great and Small (2020)

See, in the correct genre and the correct context these are all absolutely brilliant.

These could be Douglas Adams quotes.

by Vasily Iakolev

Sharon Olds

Marie Howe

It's going to be one of those nights, isn't it?

TRUE DETECTIVE: NIGHT COUNTRY | part 6

“Fuck it, we slay” (heavy eye bags, dehydrated, on the verge of insanity)

...Even Superman has Lois Lane. If you have the right person on your team, they do not hold you back, they lift you up.

Anthony Thomas Lombardi, from "self-portrait as murmuration"

when in fics they say two characters gave each other a look this is always what i envision in my head

I know the loss of historically significant buildings is a tragedy for posterity and such, but when I think about the fact that the original Globe Theatre isn’t around anymore because Shakespeare accidentally burned it to the ground during a performance of Henry VIII while attempting to use a black-powder cannon as a special effect, all I can say is that this is how it was meant to be.

(The building was fortunately evacuated in good order, and the only known injury was incurred by a man whose unusually flammable trousers were set ablaze by falling embers; having declined to abandon his beer during the evacuation, he successfully doused the flames with it and came away with only minor burns, which is basically the most Shakespearean thing ever.)

Sir Henry Wotton provides a particularly excellent eye witness account of Ol’ Broyled Breeches in a letter dated 2 July 1613:

“Now King Henry making a Masque at the Cardinal Wolsey’s house, and certain cannons being shot off at his entry, some of the paper or other stuff, wherewith one of them was stopped, did light on the thatch, where being thought at first but idle smoak, and their eyes more attentive to the show, it kindled inwardly, and ran round like a train, consuming within less than an hour the whole house to the very ground. This was the fatal period of that virtuous fabrick, wherein yet nothing did perish but wood and straw, and a few forsaken cloaks; only one man had his breeches set on fire, that would perhaps have broyled him, if he had not by the benefit of a provident wit, put it out with a bottle of ale.”

cool concept: demons and monsters being defeated by disabilities

-a demon waits to scare a woman as she opens her eyes she doesn’t notice because she’s blind

-the boogeyman grabs the child’s ankle as they climb put of bed, it’s prosthetic the child doesn’t notice

-sirens fail to lure the deaf sailor for obvious reasons

-the schizophrenic doesn’t pay any attention to the demons telling them to do things because it’s the same shit as always

-the demon screams in frustration as the guy with ADHD he’s possessed keeps forgetting that he came into the kitchen to kill his family not wash the dishes

-the devil tries to create an unholy union to give birth to the anti-christ he is thwarted by the man’s severe anxiety disorder

-demons try to torture a person with chronic pain who just thinks they’re having a bad pain day

SOMEONE FIC THIS, NOW!