goldie

you just KNOW that if Bella had idk, worn eyeshadow? edward would have been like “oh, i can’t read the WHORE’S mind. that’s weird. anyways” and the book would have ended right there.

That original date haunts me

all women who wear glasses are gay. why are you wearing glasses, huh? to see other women?

“Технически, я не ходил по столу”…

I’m gonna shit a brick.

Otter teaches human how to pet him.

me asking for attention and affection

The Pantagraph, Bloomington, Illinois, September 26, 1947

The Philadelphia Inquirer, Pennsylvania, December 7, 1922

Me reading this in 2020, almost 98 years after this was published:

why is this a screenshot

The original post will kill if you look at it directly

If i have to die to find out why they can’t be together than so be it

my favorite tidbit about Kung Fu Panda is that China saw it and was like "how the fuck did we not think of this before"

China: we love kung fu and we love pandas

America: *makes a film about a panda who learns kung fu*

China: WHAT THE FUCK