romeo ♱ juliet.

↳ fushiguro megumi/reader

wherefore an age-long rivalry between two of the most powerful royal families shall pay the price through the souls of a young couple whose tragic love vow’d for the reconciliation of their empires

genre. angst, forbidden love, historical/royal au

tags/warnings. ooc, monarch, prince!megumi, princess!reader, megumi is a zen’in, reader is a gojou, clan wars, suggestive, violence, blood, tyranny, rebellion, feral!megumi in the end, suicide, major character death(s)

SHAKESPEAREAN <- MODERN ENGLISH VERSION

Huh?

reblog and make a wish! this was removed from tumbrl due to “violating one or more of Tumblr’s Community Guidelines”, but since my wish came true the first time, I’m putting it back. :)

OH MY FUCKING GOD, IT’S BACK ON MY DASH.

THIS SHIT WORKS OKAY, I AM DEAD SERIOUS.

The last time I saw this on my dash, I didn’t think it would happen, so jokingly I wished I could go to a fun. concert.

AND GUESS WHAT, I WENT TO A FUCKING FUN. CONCERT.

THIS SHIT WORKS, TRY IT.

YOOOOOOO

I SAW THIS ON MY DASH THE OTHER DAY AND THOUGHT “ITS WORTH A TRY” SO I WISHED I COULD GET A 3DS

LITERALLY LIKE 4 DAYS LATER MY DAD SENT ME A PICTURE OF THE 3DS XL HE BOUGHT FOR ME WHILE I WAS AT SCHOOL

IM STILL FREAKING OUT ABOUT THIS

holy fuck, I didn’t expect this to work, I was like psh, whatever it’s just a quick reblog, but I wished my Dad would actually respond back to me AND HE FUCKING DID A FEW DAYS LATER, I GOT A FUCKING TEXT FROM MY DAD TODAY WHO HASN’T SPOKEN OR RESPONDED TO ME IN MONTHS HOLY FUCK WHAT IS THIS MAGIC IT WORKS. 

I WANTED TO SEE MY BOYFRIEND AND I DIDN’T THINK I’D GET DAYS OFF BUT THIS WEEKEND I’M HEADING UP THERE??? THIS IS CRAZY SHIT 

SO LIKE I JOKINGLY WISHED FOR MY OWN LEN KAGAMINE AND THEN LIKE A WEEK LATER I GOT A LEN NENDOROID??? H ELP

WTF OKAY SO THIS SHOT ACTUALLY WORKS BECAUSE WHEN I WISHED, I HAD WISHED MY CRUSH WOULD LIKE ME BACK AND GUESS WHAT? I HAVE A BOYFRIEND NOW. WHAT THE HELLLLL?????

ok I’ve said this before but IM DOING IT AGAIN THE FIRST TIME I SAW THIS, MY WISH DID COME TRUE SO I REBLOGED AGAIN AND SAID IT IN THE TAGS BUT THEN I WISHED FOR SMTH ELSE AND IT LITERALLY LITERALLY HAPPENED LIKE A COUPLE DAYS LATER WHAT THE HELL SO NOW IM WRITING THIS HERE FOR YOU BC I DONT BELIEVE IN THIS CRAP BUT STILL IT’S AN AWFULLY BIG COINCIDENCE

THE BOY I FELL I LOVE WITH LEFT TO TRAVEL THE OTHER SIDE OF THE WORLD AND HAS BEEN GONE NOW FOR 3 MONTHS. WE HAVENT SPOKEN SINCE BECAUSE I DIDNT WANT TO MAKE HIM FEEL TRAPPED TO ME AND NOT ENJOY HIS TIME SO I WAITED FOR HIM TO CONTACT ME FIRST. I SAW THIS ON A PARTICULARLY LOW DAY WHEN I WAS MISSING HIM SO MUCH I CRIED FROM THE PAIN, GUYS I REALLY LOVE HIM, SO I THOUGHT MEH WHAT THE FUCK, AND WISHED HE WOULD JUST LET ME KNOW HE WAS OKAY.

GUYS.

HE FUCKING CALLED ME 20 MINUTES LATER

20 FUCKNG. MINUTES. LATER.

GOOD THINGS DO HAPPEN. AND ITS IN THIS POST.

I wish for someone to leave something in my ask.

OKAY SO I ASKED FOR A HEDGEHOG AND NOW GUESS WHO HAS A PET HEDGEHOG

I WISHED FOR SNK MERCH THE FIRST TIME. I GOT A JACKET.

I WISHED FOR MY GIRLFRIEND THE SECOND TIME. I HAVE A GIRLFRIEND.

THIS WORKs I WISHED I WAS MOVING TO NORTH CAROLINA AND GUESS WHAT GUYS IM MOVING TO NC IN AUGUST I PROMISE U IM NOT LYING

guys ok ur probably thinking that this is all just bs right? WELL I THOUGHT SO TOO BUT I WISHED MY CRUSH WOULD CHAT ME AND HE DID AND IM FREAKING OUT not even kidding i swear on my grampas grave this works

I love this it always works for me yey thank u shooting star :’)

woah the notes let’s hope my wish comes true

Fingers crossed!

Let’s see what happens

THE AUDACITY!

prince charming in real life

@arianagrande: faaaaaalllin into the bed why would we ever do somethin instead of

Not Afraid Anymore

Warnings: Language,Smut

Words: 2.3k

Pairing: Steve Rogers x Fem!Reader

Summary: A little Sinday Drabble. There is a reason Nick Fury assigned you to Steve Rogers. You’ll tell him one day.  Song: Not Afraid Anymore by Halsey.

And touch me like you never.

2012

You were there the day he was thawed out.

Watching as Agent Coulson fanboyed out over the life-size Ken doll.

Fury rolling his one good eye makes you hide a smirk.

You bet Coulson fifty bucks that he wouldn’t fall for the elaborate set-up S.H.I.E.L.D. had created to try and convince him it was still 1945.

Phil took the bet.

There is no hiding the smug smile from your face when Coulson’s beloved Captain America goes feral, knocking out agents, busting through the wall, and running out of the facility.

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I Put a Spell on You

Warnings: Angst, Smut-ish

Words: 1.4k

Pairing: Steve Rogers x Fem!Reader

A/N: Birthday week means double Monster of the Week drabbles. Plus a certain show comes back on this week :) 

Summary: This monster isn’t quite the monster you’d expect.

I put a spell on you, because you’re mine.

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Remind Me [1/--]

Pairing: Bucky Barnes X Reader

Warnings: angst, memory loss, pining, unrequited love , slow burn, slight mentions of violence and torture, guilt, and a handful of curses. 

Wordcount: 3.1K

Summary: You have been away for months on an undercover mission with no contact with the rest of the Avengers. Your excitement to finally be home is quickly lost when you make the terrifying discovery that your boyfriend doesn’t remember you.

A/N: So I know I said I was never going to start a series again but I’ve had this idea for a while and I just needed to do it. Please let me know if you would like to be tagged in the next parts. Also, huge thank you to @jesus-buck for editing this for me THREE TIMES. You are the best wifey and I don’t deserve you.

Your feet tap against the floor of the Quinjet as you wring your hands in anticipation. “How much longer, Clint?” You ask for possibly the millionth time and receive an annoyed sigh from the man piloting the jet.

“A couple hours,” he answers.

You nod, chewing on your bottom lip as butterflies erupt in your stomach. You and Clint had been on an undercover mission for the past three months. You had no contact with the rest of the team in order to keep your cover, and the two of you had honestly gotten sick of each other. Both of you couldn’t wait to be around the rest of the team again.

You were mostly excited to see Bucky. This was the longest the two of you had gone without seeing or talking to each other. Of course, you were worried about your mission going wrong, and how your boyfriend would react if he were to find out that something happened to you and he wasn’t there to stop it. But now that you and Clint had completed the mission, you were able to come home and spend all the time you wanted with Bucky. You couldn’t sit still because of how excited you were. You missed the feeling of his strong arms wrapped around you, and the sound of his voice when he whispered sweet nothings into your ear. You missed the smell of his cologne, the one you got him for Christmas a couple years ago, and his gentle lingering touches.

When the Quinjet landed, you practically ran off in hopes of seeing Bucky waiting out on the platform for you with open arms. You had been counting down the days till you got to come home to your boyfriend, and you just hoped that he would be as excited that you were home as you were.

Natasha was the one who greeted you and Clint when you landed, with Bucky nowhere in sight. You nod distractedly when Natasha asked if the mission went well, your eyes still searching for Bucky. You return your attention to Nat and she met your gaze for a moment, her calm expression now distraught. Concern began to fill you, and as you opened your lips to ask if everything was okay you heard Steve’s voice call your name. Your attention was torn from your friend as your gaze landed on Steve walking towards you. 

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Special Lessons

Pairing: Stepdad!Steve Rogers X Naïve!Innocent!Reader 

Summary: Your step-dad has wanted you for a while. And when a conversation leads to you asking for some… special help, he’s more than happy to take full advantage of the situation.

Warnings: Smut, Age Gap (Reader is 19), Language, Older man taking advantage of younger woman

Word Count: 2K

A/n: I’m going straight to hell. This series should have about four parts. Enjoy the first!

Based off of this dirty drabble

PLEASE READ THE WARNINGS

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Steve Rogers is a good man.

He recycles, avoids single-use plastics, walks instead of drives, cuts old Peggy’s grass. He volunteers at functions, decorates the house spectacularly for Holidays.

He buys Girl Scout cookies, remembers birthdays, and always says thank you.

Steve Rogers is a good guy. That’s something he prides himself in. And one little flaw in his character can’t possibly make him a bad guy, can it?

That one little flaw happens to be you, his nineteen year-old stepdaughter.

He loves his wife. He loves your mother with his whole heart. But that doesn’t change the fact that whenever you enter a room his eyes are immediately drawn to you.

You’re just so sweet and innocent.

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Coloring Book Adventures

Summary: As a way to stay abstinent, you color in coloring books to distract you when you feel sexual urges. That’s until your father’s gardener comes to play.

Pairing: Bucky x Black!Reader 18+

WC: 6.9K (i got sooo CARRIED AWAY I AM SORRY)

Warnings: PURE SMUT, innocence kink (is that a thing?), this might get nasty so watch out, loss of virginity, Daddy kink, mentions of extremely religious parents and religion in general, masturbation using a hair brush handle, unprotected sex (just use condoms guys, thanks)

A/N: If you like it all I ask is that you leave verbal feedback, thank yooou

You have always been sheltered. Your parents always wanted to hide the real world from you and fed you lies to scare you away from things so you didn’t do them. They’d tell you things like sex would kill you if you didn’t do it with the man you were married to, or your fingers would turn blue and fall off if you tried to please yourself. It sounded absurd but you believed it. You were homeschooled so you never got a real education or made real friendships. You didn’t know why they didn’t let you out like other kids but that’s how you grew up.

That’s how you got here, still in your pink and lilac room coloring in your coloring book while laying on your stomach. Your mother forced it upon you when you were 16. She told you to color in it whenever you felt those tingles in your private parts, that way you would keep your hands busy so you wouldn’t touch yourself. You got those tingles quite a bit, that’s why there were two stacks of coloring books in the corner of your room that you finished cover to cover. You rubbed your legs together as your colored and dropped your head a little against the book and sighed as the friction started to feel good. You were 20 and had no idea what you were doing but it felt really good. Your heart beat started to pound in your ears as you moved your hips back and forth, you started to feel an intense feeling and stopped yourself, heavily breathing in and out through your nose. You realized what you were doing and scolded yourself as you continued to color.

“Y/N!,” you heard your father’s voice on the other side of the door with a knock.

“Come in!,” You hummed. He came in and saw you coloring and shook his head, knowing what that meant. He hated seeing you coloring because that meant you were feeling “urges to sin”.

“Come downstairs. The gardener is coming today and I want you to meet him so you can tell him what you want in your corner of the garden,”

You squealed enthusiastically and hopped up out of bed. Long forgetting your urges. Your lilac dress bouncing with you and your dad told you to not do that around the gardener, “Yes, sir,” you nodded. He led you down stairs and brought you outside with your mother so you could decide and be dead set on what part of the garden you wanted. You chose the the corner in the far back that was hidden by a small wall of shrubs.

“Hellooo, Mr. and Mrs. Y/L/N? I’m Bucky the Gardener,” he called from the other side of the gate.

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This is filthy...nasty..disgusting....

I LOVE IT

Diet Mountain Dew

Pairing: Bucky Barnes x innocent!reader

Word count: 3,528 (oof)

Warnings: smut, innocence kink, kinda bad boy Bucky, dub-con but not really, smoking kink, orgasm in a Ferris wheel lmaoo, nymphet vibes, age gap (sight), sex on the hood of a car, kinda small reader but eh, public sex, virgin!reader, I think that’s all?

Notes: this is for @nastybuckybarnes’s 2k challenge!! My prompt was Diet Mountain Dew by Lana Del Rey

You were ecstatic to be going to the carnival. Your parents sheltered you your entire life, rarely letting you go to outings like this. And when they did, they came along, staying by your side the whole time. You had no freedom. You weren’t like any other 20 year old, you weren’t allowed to drive or go anywhere by yourself. The fact that they allowed you to pick out your own outfits everyday was a liberty. They bought all the clothes, though, of course. You were very satisfied with what you picked out for today, though. A pink gingham top with and baby blue jean shorts with little daisies along with clear sparkly jellies and white heart sunglasses.

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OH MY FUCKING GOD I AM IN LOVE THIS WAS PERFECT AND BEAUTIFUL AND EVERYTHING I COULDVE IMAGINED AND MORE OMF

I WAS CHEESIN LIKE A FOOL READING THIS I CANNOT BREATHE DEV YOU HAVE OUTDONE YOURSELF !!!!!!!

THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU

No one:

Everyone on my timeline:

But I’m living for “Chris Evans with Acrylics™️” memes 😂👏🏼💅🏼

Chris Evans in The Red Sea Diving Resort

This is more pg than kids reviewing toys on youtube . THE FUCK