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Luci | She/her | ‘01

@longtimenospooning-luci / longtimenospooning-luci.tumblr.com

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Life has decided to put me in a Headlock

Uh... hi everyone, long time no see?

So, funny story. As soon as I finally found motivation to complete ACR life decided to bitch smack me. I uh, might have some kind of neurodegenerative condition that affects eyesight so, if I do have it, in the worst case scenario it could be MS or in the best case scenario it could be partial/total vision loss in my left eye. But yea, shit's gonna be on hiatus for even longer 🤡

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i need a 30 chapters long fic with them.

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btsmosphere

OK SO

it's giving namjoon tired police chief/detective, yoongi top dog crime boss, j hope upstart who is Unhinged and just getting out of jail. believe me when I say bro is the psycho among them. probably got his time for contract killing

While he was inside, namjoon met with him to try and get him on side to feed the cops info about the kind of people who are hiring him. Maybe hobi considers this, but it's case-by-case. out of the cops and the murder, what will he get the most out of this time?

he beats down some nobodies this way, people who were going to rip him off or thought themselves above their place. it's when one of yoongi's rookies gets landed with a hefty sentence that he gets involved. starts digging.

but this is what hobi wanted. he's used the system as a second ladder so he can jump the rungs of the crime world, and now he's here in a meeting with the Min Yoongi. He keeps grinning the entire meeting

And now he's ready to serve the trusting police chief up on a platter. even offers to blend their brains himself

but namjoon's always lived a dangerous life... i don't see this being it for him. he's been parallel to yoongi's kind for his whole career. maybe this time, the lines will finally collide

I NEED this like it’s OXYGEN i would be down so bad for a fic like that!

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Feeling oddly motivated lately and high key cringy at my works, might completely rework ACR.

Also, enjoy my partially updated recs masterlist, I’m slowly working my way through to take out broken links and add fic summaries.

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The way I literally binge read CIYB last night and then dreamt about it and it’s been in my head all day.

Like Nami with the orange grove scene but instead of the original she says “they’re going to kill her”

And zoro just takes off to get to Doc, sanji telling him to leave the fighting to them while he goes to find her. Idk why my brain tortured me but he finds her chained up by her wrists hanging from the ceiling, long cut across her abdomen bc arlong ‘gutted her like a fish’

Yea… welcome to my maladaptive daydreaming disorder 🫠

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I mean….you aren’t toooooo far off lol so we must be sharing in the same thought process 🤣🤣

How I expect everyone walking into this chapter

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Lmaooo ☠️☠️☠️

I look forward to the angst 🫡🫡🫡

Quick! Everyone queue the ‘this is fine’ meme in this preparation for chapter 9!

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Anonymous asked:

I came to your blog after receiving a notification. I thought I had already stopped following you. The thing is, I completely understand that you just can't update that often because you have a life outside of Tumblr, we all do, and you're in your right. Just as people will lose interest, and that is their right. Trying to convey an idea about something you wrote is not a personal attack. Stop acting like a crybaby. You and your group of weirdos. If you don't want negative reviews, don't post on social media. They are not “haters”, they are people who civilly shared their opinion of a couple of chapters. No one insulted you. The fact that you're acting all emotional, like someone was attacking you is pathetic to say the least. Again, if you want people to just praise you, and not say anything negative ever, you're in the wrong place, and you need to wake up. You and the others who think that people have "no right" to say anything because you're so important, aparently, need to grow up and get off social media. People like you are the ones that will start to complain about how little interaction readers have with their work and how everything is so unfair. Go figure.

Uhhhh, ok?

I checked my answer again and I don't think I said anything over dramatic, just that it made me a little sad. I don't expect everyone to like my stories, that's normal. My writing can't be everyone's cup of tea. I also know that my writing isn't perfect and of course there are things I could do better.

But I would prefer if people spoke to me the way they would speak to someone irl. I don't mind some constructive criticism but it is very disheartening for someone to suggest that I should only write the one story they enjoy and not post anything else until that is done. And just like they can express their opinions about my story not having enough action, I can also express my belief that right now there is no way to add action to the story because that would only hurt the progress the characters have made.

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Can someone say ✨gaslighting✨

There’s a difference between expressing your dislike for a character or story and the straight up bullying writers get in their inboxes. There’s a difference between “ah I’m sad you chose to write a different story instead of updating the current one, I look forward to when you get back to it” and “these stories are irrelevant, update what we actually want and care about.”

You can express your feelings and opinions without being a bitch 🤩 why don’t you try it anon?

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minniepetals

I have crawled out of my cave to come tell you about another juicy CMAR dream I had.

Picture this: It’s the next revenge plot, MC and the reapers plus the Bangtan boys are in the enemies bar. All the guests have been scared off and MC is calmly walking around the room dumping $1000+ bottles of alcohol onto the floor while she taunts the POS the whole time for fun while the boys are sitting there like 😬. When the last bottle is done, she drops it and let’s it shatter and then all the lights go out, everyone is like 👀👀👀, and then a match strikes, illuminating her face and her chaotic unhinged smirk to the boys.

“I’ve always liked to play with fire.”

She let’s it drop as she turns around to slice at the closest gangster with her katana, the room is going up in flames and it’s hard to see anything. Suddenly an enemy is in Joons face and before he has the chance to react, he’s flinching back as blood drenches his face, MC slicing the guys throat from behind, that unhinged look still there.

“Come now Kim, you should know better than to drop your guard like that.”

Okay, I’m done. Going back into my cave now 💜🫡

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lmao i remember the times when i used to have these good dreams as well. now i just get boring dreams that means nothing and just lives to torment my life because they're just of me living my everyday life and nothing exciting, hence i forget most of them.

i need a good dream again bruh.

buut i did have one the other day about this guy who was apparently my boyfriend and it felt so real that i woke up feeling so lonely because i knew he wasn't real 🫠

that dream tho 👀

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I would prefer imaginary bf to be honest, I always dream about my toxic ass ex 😭 my bts dreams be lit tho as you can tell 🫠

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FYI

If you have some bullshit sob story about JK releasing an Explicit song about sex being inappropriate or that he's "no longer innocent" you can walk yourself right off my page and click that unfollow button while you're at it.

He is a grown ass ADULT that can do whatever the hell he wants. Plenty of other artists release explicit songs and so can he if he so chooses. He could have only released the original version and not given a clean version for those who don't like curse words, but he didn't, he was considerate enough to cater to the ranging preferences of his fans and that's more than most artists. If you don't like explicit songs then DON'T LISTEN TO IT.

I personally laughed my ass of this morning hearing him serenading me about sex after gasping in surprise, and then proceeded to jam out to it for the rest of the day, and I'm on the Ace spectrum! I LOVE the fact he had an explicit version. Bangtan has been saying for YEARS that they are grown ass adults that can do what they want and I'm happy that JK released a song that can finally get through your infantilizing view of them.

Thank you for coming to my Ted Talk.

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Yoongi II:

Updated 02/03/24

  • The whole point of being a phone sex hotline operator is that you’ll never have to meet your clients. So what are you supposed to do when you find out your favorite client is your brother’s best friend?
  • You are bossing it after becoming a single parent to your nephew. Yoongi isn’t convinced. Featuring Taehyung.
  • You are highly trained, a specialist in your field. Nothing fazes you, well nothing did, until you meet helicopter pilot Yoongi. Suddenly you are spinning out of control.
  • Yoongi lies as easily as he tells the truth, until he meets someone he doesn’t want to lie to.

Vows - ^^

  • You're five years into your arranged marriage with Min Yoongi, and he's never once retaliated for anything you've done to him. One day you realize you've lost your appetite for provoking him, and you set about trying to win his heart instead.
  • You and your partner Jimin are part of an emergency evacuation on the Hope base in Antarctica. A crack team is drafted in to help. The only problem? It includes your ex-husband Min Yoongi.
  • You (cat hybrid) have transferred to a new elementary school because your parents have moved towns. You start your new kindergarten class and meet other hybrids, but one special one catches your eye, Yoongi, the dragon hybrid. How will you manage this new environment? **Follows from Kindergarten to College, super cute!**
  • Your Grandpa adopted him, ex-K-9 police dog hybrid, to kept the auto shop safe. He had to fulfill his vicious guard dog hybrid appeal, but he was putty in your hands. However, when an unexpected event happens you took ownership of Yoongi, your best friend…but when tensions build, will he want to stay with you?
  • when Yoongi turns to your shop for drawing practice inspiration, neither of you could have foreseen the way things unfold and just how deep you both would fall.
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Seokjin II:

Updated 01/16/24

  • social media au where y/n constantly sends fake reports to the police hotline so that she can take photos of seoul’s hottest officer, kim seokjin
  • Jin is a federal agent who is forced to improvise when the train he is on gets hijacked. He pulls you into a dangerous situation, and now he has to get you out of it.
  • It’s friends with benefits and no strings attached—the strings are burned and the ashes are swept and hurled into the sea where all evidence of love drowns in the depth of the waters.
  • He misses you. And all he needs is to hear the sound of your voice to keep moving on.
  • Seokjin x reader | CEO! au, Fluff
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Namjoon II:

Updated 01/16/24

  • You had never dreamed of a day where you weren’t an Omega, beneath the boots of all your brothers and sisters. In an untimely manner your life is quickly turned upside down at the unexpected Blood Moon Alpha being your mate. With a new home you are summoned to the Kingdom of Vampires all while struggling to get to know your new mate.
  • Namjoon and you were in medical school together, but you haven’t seen him since you moved away for work. Until he turns up at your hospital for a fellowship.
  • You’ve just opened your own cafe in a small suburban town. Namjoon owns the hardware store next door. He’s hot, he’s handy and suddenly you are in way over your head.

Fleeced - ^^

  • You’re determined to achieve your grandparents’ last wishes, which means returning to the farm where you spent many summers as a child. The boys next door have grown up, and Namjoon in particular is proving to be very distracting. Featuring Jungkook.

Run - ^^

  • Namjoon’s not sure why he noticed you, but now that he has, he wants to know more about you.
  • You're the newest recruit to Namjoon's investigative team. Unbeknownst to the rest of the team, you've met before, and he knows about your past, which is why he doesn't trust you.
  • Lord Namjoon commands the dragon riders of Mount Halji, he's authoritative and respected, a fearless warrior, celebrated for his prowess on the battlefield. So why aren't you afraid of him, damnit?
  • Family is who you kill for. Who you die for, In this society, you and your kin are shadows, clinging to the darkness to obey orders absolute. But when such orders command you to abandon what little honor remains for wealth and notoriety, you find yourself lost in lonely uncertainty about the only vocation you've ever known. That is, until you meet a man with gentle hands, a poet's heart, and a love for coaxing the world into bloom.
  • Librarian Namjoon and Brat MC in a dorky, fluffy fic for the soul.
  • Eventually you came to the realization that, if Namjoon was the king of the underground, you were as close as he would ever get to a queen.
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