cole sprouse on the jarchie longcon

i have watched a total of maybe 3 riverdale episodes and i have only the vaguest knowledge of its plot but something i know for a fact is that the comedic genius of riverdale fans on tumblr is fucking unparalleled

like these three posts all put together have maybe 5,000 notes but they have irreversibly changed my brain chemistry forever

and of course who could forget

which could mean nothing.

Favorite Jarchie Moments 40 of ?: archie going travis bickle is my favorite archie yet

Chapter Sixteen: The Watcher in the Woods

Favorite Jarchie Moments 65 of ?: you need to meet more writers

Chapter Thirty: The Noose Tightens

anyways here's this terrible quality gif of jughead i just made. enjoy

I’m hoping to enter a happy marriage with another man in the future. I’m straight, and I want a marriage, but the marriage system has been used to oppress women for so long. I simply cannot handle the thought of being a husband to a beautiful woman when so many men have hurt her. Therefore, I will marry a man. For feminism.

narratively I am a fan of romances that don’t ever actually become romances

I don’t mean in an aromantic life partner way, I mean romantic tension that is never resolved or acted upon for whatever reason but by the end it’s clear that both characters experienced the love of their lives without ever acknowledging it as such. but they know. they know.

amazing dialogue…

so true

i hope i am not just a blog to you but a televangelist of the riverdale gospel

Ada Limón, from “Salvage”, The Hurting Kind

your boyfriend is so brick shaped we used him to build a house. you can still talk to him but hes a house now. sorry