avocadont

3 mice (oil on canvas 12″x12″)

redbubble!

hey yall - I finally got an etsy set up and this is the first thing on it! 

just bought this tapeworm from etsy!

where are you gonna keep it

:)

I don’t like this post very much

wait unblock me i need to tell you something

unblocked.

bitch

season 2 babbbbyyyyy!!!!!!

i hate easter i hate having to lay all these eggs uuhguhgkhlfnklhsdf 

Strong as the mountain!

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anyone else fucking LOVE BEING IN BED???

bitch im in bed right now!! how did you know!!

reblog if ur in bed

Yoo…am I too late for the blackout?

damn

this is still the funniest fucking thing i remember being 7 and almost throwing up watching this and now im 20 puking onto my rug 

remember the sims 2 ds game which was nothing like any recognizable sims game and involved your character owning a hotel in the middle of a desert and occasionally giving fruit to a mummy so your power didn’t get shut off

I had this game and after like 2 months of playing, the mayor character in my game just completely disappeared, and I could still see his stats or whatever and his mood was always “in the mood”. He was trapped in a dimension of horniness.

When you’re in the middle of sobbing and you start dissociating so you’re like “okay I’m done now” and turn into an emotionless zombie

in therapy my therapist and i were talking about my own feelings of self worth in relationships. and she asked me to say qualities about myself that someone else would be attracted to, on a romantic and platonic level. so i named some things like compassionate, empathetic, etc. and she said “you named things that you can give someone. ways you can serve, rather than ways that you are” and y'all..my mind was blown that’s gonna stick with me forever like she then proceed to tell me actual innate qualities about myself that she liked and thought anyone else would like as well and i hadn’t even considered those because like she said i was focused on things i could do outwardly to attract and maintain connections rather than who i was as a person..goddamn!!! thats tea!!!

what’s the mood… for april?

Andy Dixon

“Venus Painting”

2017, 70″ x 51″