and hive is where the swap is

Anonymous asked you:

Biblestuck- shoosh pap the ocean (when Jesus calms the sea)! I hope this isn’t the thousandth time you’ve heard that.

The Sufferer Calms the Storm

Lost my shit at this suggestion. You are an Anon after my own heart.

i'm afraid the character limit in the former bird app is destroying my potential

two sentence horror story

homestuck x scott pilgrim (please click for quality!)

so y'know those zodiac pins that Staff keeps shilling? made monotone versions of those :) for no particular reason :) of course :)

i'm hype fixated on dave again so i made a new tumblr

everyone forgets what an absolutely horrible liar Dave is so here’s some reminders.

if this post reaches 100k notes by Halloween I will read Homestuck

If I was karkat and jade said this to me I would never show my face again

Hi everyone before you vote:

This poll is for the courtroom drama I've been working on! I thought it would be fun if people read the play and then gave their own verdict! Obviously you don't have to read this or participate in the poll if you don't want to but I would really appreciate it if you did!

THE RESULTS ARE IN

Because the one with the higher percentage was guilty, I present to Tumblr the guilty ending

Thank you to all who participated ❤️

concept: blood players god tier fits behaving more like liquid (moving slightly, droplets coming off and disappearing into nothingness). for example knights cape and seers hood + lower part of the overgarment would act like that. no idea how to clearly explain this i just think its neat

Hi everyone before you vote:

This poll is for the courtroom drama I've been working on! I thought it would be fun if people read the play and then gave their own verdict! Obviously you don't have to read this or participate in the poll if you don't want to but I would really appreciate it if you did!

as everyone probably figured out awhile ago I don't write homestuck fic anymore (or much fic at all at this point) but I've been working on some original stuff and this is one of them! So if anyone was curious about me or what I've been up to... feel free to take a peek and check out my site and stuff

I have been doing the most basic baby levels of html for my neocities site and anytime something works I go WHOOOOAAA what a genius I am!! 

Did I even drop a link to my site at all??? 

https://callitkismet.neocities.org/

Here it is, my very basic site with not a lot on it lol but don’t worry I am working on it still

reblogging this from my main account because it just occurred to me that people who were into my homestuck fics might take a passing interest in my newer (original) works 

Homestuck is weird bc if you just read the plot synopsis on Wikipedia, it’s overly complicated and makes no sense. But if you read Homestuck from the beginning, it boils you like a frog. You don't even really notice how increasingly convoluted the plot is getting. Several Acts in and youre saying shit like “The doomed-timeline Dave that post-retcon Jade dated is a different version of the Dave that fused with an alien catgirl” like it's the most reasonable thing in the world