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The guy kills me

game time!

every time you see this post you have to reblog with a different marvel quote (no repeats)

i’ll start: “i’m a god you dull creature!”

“We have a Hulk”

“I like your plan except it sucks. Let me do the plan and that way, it might be good.”

“What were you the god of again?”

“I’m not doing ‘Get Help.’”

“I have been falling….for 30 minutes!”

“I never wanted the throne! I only ever wanted to be your equal.”

“Your saiviour is here!!!”

“OWW!! MY NIPPLES!!”

“Bucky?” “who the hell is Bucky?”

“You had one job.”

“GET HELP!!!”

“you’re the spider-man, from YouTube”

“So was I”

“I already told you, I don’t wanna join your super secret boyband.”

“I was gonna make you an omelette, and TELL you!”

“I’m bringing the party to you.”

“I am Loki of Asgard. And I am burdened with glorious purpose.”

“Kick names, take ass”

“Doth mother know…you weareth her drapes?”

“Language!”

“I am Groot”

“Yeah man, it killed DiCaprio.“

“You’re. My. Mission.” 

“Get this man a shield.”

“I could do this all day”

Me after one shot of vodka

reblog if you want to calm him down

credit to pinterest, but yeah, thats true

“You should’ve gone for the head.”

Thor: