Lets Play Some Basketball!

LMFAO

I just spit my drink out 😂😂😂😂

WHAT THE FUCK starring WHAT THE FUCK feat. sambucky

THE ETERNALS | dir. Chloé Zhao (2021)

all of us vaccinated people communicate directly to each other via brain chip technology and we all talk about how sexy we are

i feel so bad for the unvaccinated, they're missing all the dankest brain chip memes

Strange: i’m gonna fuck with the multiverse

Peter: ……why would you do that

Strange: i’m going to be honest Wong is like 98% of my self control and he’s not here so

Clearly if you’re a Marvel character named Stev/phen you’re gonna do dumb things without your bestie holding you back

Ha

This is how Bucky escorts his sergeant *the harsher, the safer*

(footage stabilized & colour graded in AE)

Damn, this is really good. From this angle you can clearly see how fast and easy he deflects the rogue super soldier. He was really holding back in those training sessions.

Also the way I never noticed that Karpov has a gun on him the whole time…

Yeah it’s not like they can do that now.

I can’t handle this 🥺

Yes, that’s really all it takes for me to think a gal might like me.  She laughs at my jokes.

i think my ideal job is being paid 50$/hour to sit on the computer doing whatever i want at an empty rented office space for mysterious employers definitely running some kind of money laundering scheme and just needing me to keep up appearances of one of their shell companies but im not like, in on anything and no one can charge me for anything

fox news now literally just looks like the shitposts my friends and i make. this fucking rips

You know what? I bet like half of Ketterdam thought Kaz and Inej were a thing pre-Six of Crows. They spend 90% of their time just bickering at each other and hanging out, in a place where Kaz doesn’t allow people to argue with him and where Inej doesn’t really hang out with the gang, so I bet that raises some rumors inside the Dregs if nothing else. But then like?? Pekka has that line in CK about ‘Brekker and his Wraith queen’ and he hasn’t even interacted with the two of them since before the Ice Court? That’s gotta indicate that at least some people in Ketterdam took one look at Kaz and Inej on like a job somewhere or in a fight and had the hard read in saying “these bitches are in love.” Can you imagine being a gang member for like, the Razorgulls or something, and you see Kaz talking to himself in the street and Inej emerges from the shadows, and you’re just like ‘aw shit that fucked-up lieutenant for Haskell’s back at it again with his creepy weird shadow girlfriend’ LIKEEE

U kno sometimes u just gotta eat some garlic bread and move on

this is the only kind of conflict i care to watch 

My Fair Lady (1964) dir. George Cukor

BEAST?