its a whole thing

never stop the eepy grind

pro tip if you start saying hewwo as a joke it will eventually come to be your standard greeting for all loved ones 

Or, in a more generalized form, beware what thou do ironically, lest thou begin to do it ronically.

Started out as a bit, how did it end up like this

it was only a bit IT WAS ONLY A BIT

#beware of the running joke#because someday it will catch you

Today in niche genres of joke that I can never get enough of and will probably still be secretly thinking about four years later

I would like to wish everyone an uneventful new year

May we live in very uninteresting times

may you experience very precedented events

hELP

I DIDNT EVEN NOTICE OH MY GOD YESSSSS

I was wholly unprepared for the experience of watching the untamed in 2023. I’ve seen the gifs! I’ve read some character analysis! I vaguely knew the plot but I did not expect a.) the show to be a lot more tragic and nuanced and funny than what I thought possible and I cannot stress this enough b.) for Wen Ning to also be there on that damn boat

And, now a word from the Washington State DNR. 

I love boobs arrest me i dont caare

Your daily dose of cat memes

❤💜💙😺😄

The moral of Matilda is that if you’re autistic enough you can destroy your enemies with your mind

My best friend sent me this so long ago and it helps me breathe a little easier when it all feels so very heavy. This is so hard. @aspire-perspire-admire thank you for all that you do for me.

Credit to: @boggletheowl (Thank you to the hundreds of thousands of people telling me im a POS for not knowing ✌)

Im-

I would simply quit my job