@ohmywhump / ohmywhump.tumblr.com
Jonah’s backstory:
Actual Story:
Prompts and off-canon stuff:
Kneecap Day 2020 (off-canon)
Also check out the tag “jonah & vincent asks” for a bunch of additional prompts and asks if you like!
Art:
Faceclaim for Vincent, Domenic and Jonah
One of my friends has a whumper character named Jonah who whumps his son named Vincent and every time we see your writing we all die laughing
OMG that's amazing!!! 😂😂😂
Did your friend post that story? I'd love to read it because it would probably make me laugh too :D
Hey y’all,
since I’ve been posting from this side blog most of the time, I finally decided to create another main blog for whump stuff, especially my writing. It goes by the name of @as-a-matter-of-whump and I’ll be posting new stuff over there from now on. So if you want to follow me and/or reblog this post to let others know I’d be delighted :D
Hey y’all,
since I’ve been posting from this side blog most of the time, I finally decided to create another main blog for whump stuff, especially my writing. It goes by the name of @as-a-matter-of-whump and I’ll be posting new stuff over there from now on. So if you want to follow me and/or reblog this post to let others know I’d be delighted :D
Hey y’all,
since I’ve been posting from this side blog most of the time, I finally decided to create another main blog for whump stuff, especially my writing. It goes by the name of @as-a-matter-of-whump and I’ll be posting new stuff over there from now on. So if you want to follow me and/or reblog this post to let others know I’d be delighted :D
yooo I saw a couple people doing this and thought it looked fun!
irl vs online persona
using this picrew
tagging: @madarasfutureexspouse @romancedeldiablo @vani-ya @trassh-senpai @fugufishie @innosuke @thejoystickofaps4 and whoever else wants to <3
tagged by: @tater-tati
tagging: @monstrouslyobsessed @josuke8 @ddarker-dreams @yanderelovee @yandere-romanticaa @fugufishie @innosuke @thejoystickofaps4 @jojosprostate @yeenkk @river-to-swim-forever @koiibito @straycat-writes + literally anyone else who knows me ily
comments: hmm, so the difference between vani and vanya is…stark.
knjcvdkjvds aaaaa
They didn’t have the right part for irl. If there were tears, I’d apply them lkdjsckla
tagging uhhhhh
@quinuu @necromantic1234 @firehananas because idk
On the internet no one know irl im an antisocial resting bitch face slob (well now you know, dang it)
Thank you for tagging me!!!!♡♡♡
@isseijoh vrei sa faci un tag vezi ca treb sa fie irl vs internet persona :p
@necromantic1234 said anyone could do it so I did it cuz it looks fun
Idk how to fucking smile. Also i just thought the crab was cute uwu
I’m gonna tag @blue-imagica @itzrayla-films @wayward-friend935 @flayedheart @lilstrawberryfox @qyrur and anyone else who wants to do this ♡
Thank you for the tag @uwu-im-coming-for-you and i want to tell you something..
YOU.ARE.SO.CUTE.AAAAAA💞💞
I mean there’s not a lot changing in here i like my hair and outfit black. And i wish i had a bangs but rn im not. i wanted to dress somewhat gothic-ish but irl im just a lazy potato.
Tagging: @cleverinsanity @wayward-friend935 @yeet-this-im-out @yukothekiddo @sleepyusami @thefallingcats @mai-monnie @renrenhugs @cakepaint and literally anyone. Feel free my darlings 💞
Thanks for tagging me @blue-imagica! :)
I’ll tag @glorifiedgarbage827484 @ad-draws @1202kem @wolfheart7snow @burnt-toast-life and anyone else who wants to do it! :)
Oooo fun!!!
I’m just. Confused and shy irl dhdbdh
Tags: @wolfheart7snow @ab-arts @im-gonna-steal-your-eyes @sapphires-and-satires @nightmarenitwit @winged-wolf-s-collection-of-arts @sip-of-depresso @eth7290 and whoever else wants to do it 💖
tysm for the tag!! i feel like my online persona is definitely much more chipper than my irl persona,,, i act so energetic but then irl i just sorta end up staring blankly into space. so i ended up making my “online persona” one excessively cutesy lmao. im going to tag @gingus-doon, @where-all-the-time-went, @cxsmoq, @anxiety-chan , @lexis-trash, @sarakinnii , @fandom-goddd, and of course anyone else who feels like doing it!!
ohh ty for the tag!
i don’t know many people to tag so i’ll tag @galactic-brioche because i don’t really have anyone else 👉👈
Ah, ty for the tag, Ashe!
irl is first, online is second!
i’ll tag…
Adorable as always kylie <3
irl, than online!
I’m tagging,
Thank u for the tag!!
Lol both me and idealized me are very plain looking
Unfortunately my fashion sense last time I needed new clothes was “black graphic tees” and I have not secured new clothing rights yet. Nor have I found any clip-on hoop earrings.
@brutal-nemesis, @pretty-thoughts-and-a-pen, @ohmywhump + anyone who wants!!
Thanks for the tag, @legallylibra!
Online-me is way more confident than irl me - and also happier I guess XD
I'm tagging whoever wants to do this ^^
Friendly bump to start the week in good spirits 🤍
Thank you so much, I'll try... 💜
A comedic relief whumpee that always finds the joke in the pain, and makes snide remarks that always make their fellow prisoners laugh, but definitely earn them more punishment.
After an especially funny joke, the whumpee is taken away for punishment (cough torture) like usual, but this time when they return, they aren’t smiling like normal. They just slowly walk back to their spot in the basement, and cry.
It’s a huge relief to them, after all that pain that had been laughed off is finally acknowledged.
And instead of laughing at them or trying to tell jokes, the other prisoners just let the whumpee cry, and some even join in. It’s so cathartic, and it’s definitely a bonding moment. They all break eventually, and they’ll support each other through it no matter what.
OKAY AN EDIT but imagine they wake up in the morning and their eyes are all red and puffy, and they expect the others to treat them different, but no one does. They’re still a family, and sometimes families go through hard times together.
Ugh and their resolve to get everyone out of the situation only grows, and they are the one to hatch the escape plan and etc etc. Maybe even a self sacrifice moment?? Damn.
I was just revisiting some of my pics from last year at school, and found this pic of when my friends challenged me to fit under this desk.
And... now I'm having whumpy thoughts on the this position...
Shit that's a lot of whump potential 😂
Ikr?!! The stress position and all!
omg parni how freaking flexible are you?! O_O this is awesome
also I lowkey wanna draw someone in this stress position now >:)
The main question is, how freaking flexible I was. Because I haven't properly stretched for months and now even the thought of bending like that makes my back hurt, haha. But thank you!!
*me chanting* do it do it do it do it
well paxton does deserve some more attention after all :)))))
Now you have my full attention👀👀👀
hmmm I haven’t really writen him with his old master jet, but I just got an idea ;3
playing furniture in this position surley is a lot of fun :) for the old geezer who owns him :))))
Oh fuck I love that trope!!👀
golden deep, cobalt blue spectral, oxide of chromium, and sepia!
Thank you, Nemi! :)
golden deep; what’s your favorite season?
Autumn! The colours, the way the air smells, the light... it's just beautiful.
cobalt blue spectral; what is the most beautiful place you have ever been to?
That's a very tough decision... I love the sea and there are so many nice places near the ocean... My family spent almost every second summer in Denmark when I was a child and it was very beautiful there, with lonely beaches and vast forests... But I guess my favourite place is Brighton, especially in winter when there aren't too many people running around ;)
oxide of chromium; what’s your favorite book?
"A little life" by Hanya Yanagihara. 1000 pages of pure emotion, I've been laughing, crying, screaming and throwing the book against the nearest wall all the time while reading, it's just... I've never read something like that before, highly recommended!
sepia; name five things that always make you happy.
zinc white, english red, rose, blue, azure blue?
Thank you, Marti! :)
zinc white; how are you really feeling today? no one-word answers please!
This is funny, because I'm still trying to figure out how I feel today... neither really happy nor really sad, not as tired as usual but I still can't manage to get shit done...
english red; what animal do you relate to most?
Cats! I've always been a cat person, because on the one hand they're soft and cuddly, but on the other hand they just do whatever the fuck they want. I can really relate to that ;)
rose; what’s something really positive going on in your life right now?
My life is really stressful atm so it's kinda hard to find something I'd consinder really positive, but once again I realised that I've got a bunch of wonderful friends and that's something that makes everything else so much easier
blue; what’s the most recent dream you remember?
I dreamt about my current wip, so I can't talk about it yet ;)
azure blue; what’s your favorite type of tea, if any?
Milk Oolong! I love it so much, I'd drink it every day of it wasn't so damn expensive :-/
zinc white; how are you really feeling today? no one-word answers please!
cadmium yellow; when you think of the word “happy” what’s the first thing that comes to mind?
lemon; what’s your comfort food?
hansa yellow; what’s your guilty pleasure song?
yellow ochre; name an artist/band whom you just discovered & can’t get enough of!
naples yellow; where do you feel most at home?
raw sienna; with whom do you feel most at home?
golden ochre; describe the relationship you have with your closest friend.
golden deep; what’s your favorite season?
cadmium orange; what do you like to do on your days off?
orange lake; do you have anyone you can turn to when you’re sad?
titans; do you prefer slow mornings or relaxing evenings?
shakhnazaryan red; are you currently binge-watching anything?
red ochre; are you more right-brained (creative) or left-brained (analytical)?
burnt sienna; is there a painting that brings you peace when you look at it?
english red; what animal do you relate to most?
vermilion; what’s your favorite accent?
cadmium red; do you have a “type” when it comes to a significant other?
scarlet; describe your current crush/es.
ruby; what does your ideal first date look like?
carmine; what does your ideal second date look like?
madder lake red; would you ever kiss someone (or accept a kiss) on a first date?
rose; what’s something really positive going on in your life right now?
quinacridone rose; what’s something you’re really looking forward to?
violet rose; what does your dream house look like?
violet; is there any place in particular you’d like to settle down?
blue lake; what would you like to do/accomplish before you settle down?
cobalt blue spectral; what is the most beautiful place you have ever been to?
ultramarine; when was the last time you were in a good mood? do you know/remember what sparked it?
blue; what’s the most recent dream you remember?
bright blue; what does your dream family look like? any kids or pets? how many of each?
blue cobalt; do you like your name? would you give yourself a different name if you could?
prussian azure; what’s your favorite scent?
azure blue; what’s your favorite type of tea, if any?
turquoise blue; if you could start a garden, what would you plant?
cerulean blue; if you were guaranteed to have a viewership, would you start a youtube vlog?
glauconite; describe your body without using any negative adjectives.
yellow green; picture yourself walking in a field. what do you see & hear in this scenario?
green light; are you in a comfortable place in life? if not, what do you think might make it better?
green; name three countries you want to visit; do you have any actual plans in place to visit any of them?
emerald green; do you speak any languages besides english? are there any additional languages you want to learn?
oxide of chromium; what’s your favorite book?
olive green; are you currently reading anything? how do you like it so far?
mars brown; what’s a movie that always puts a smile on your face/makes you laugh?
burnt umber; what’s something you plan to do before the day is over to take care of yourself?
umber; have you drank enough water today?
voronezhskaya black; what or who is your go-to outlet for when you need to vent?
sepia; name five things that always make you happy.
indigo; what’s the best/sweetest compliment you have ever received?
payne’s gray; describe your aesthetic?
black; post a selfie because you are so beautiful!
CW: dehumanizing language, pet whump, implied captivity, conditioning, physical violence, referenced whipping, scars
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"I'm so, so-sorry, I didn't w-want to wake you up, Sir-"
A slap.
"Quiet." Whumpee hung his head, ashamed. "I'm so tired of waking up to your screams. Are you so useless you forgot your third rule?"
Whumpee shook their head frantically.
"N-no, no, Sir, I swear! N-never speak unless spoken to. But, S-Sir, that's not, um... that's not the same. I was asleep, I couldn't have-"
Whumper laughed, bitter.
"Oh, pup. Are you challenging my rules now?"
Whumpee stared at them wide eyed, then fell to their knees with a pitiful sob.
"N-no, I'm sorry! I d-didn't mean to! Ple-ease, please, don't grab the whip..."
"Enough. Rules one and seven, now."
"I'm a plaything." Whumpee recited, obediently. "And playthings don't get to have nightmares."
Whumper smiled.
"Right. And why is that, pup?"
The frightened captive fought back a whimper.
"We have it easier than everyone else, Sir."
But the bruises and criss-crossed scars on their back told otherwise.
Es algo que no puedo describir con palabras…
What other people do always seem better than us, but you may not know what THEY think about their own work..
Therefore the purpose of community is not to think less of yourself because of what others do, It’s to realize you share the same passion with so many people.
You are NOT ALONE.. We UNDERSTAND!
//there’s also many other variations of responses to this! check it out! <3
The first translation, I’m almost positive (but dont quote me bc i onlu took 3 yrs of spanish) is:
“It’s something that cannot be described with words”
Correct me if im wrong
You know this makes me feel better.
Reblogging again because this is important!
God, this hit me right in the feels…
this right here folks
Me: has 3 wips in mind, all planned out
My brain: English rights revoked
Me: 😭😭😭
So I was talking to @delightful-dreadful about his Alexander and Luka characters and he had an idea and I was like… listen, lemme write that for you. Please.
For some context, basically Alexander has a friend, Sam, over and is showing off Luka. They are discussing what to do to him, Sam suggests needles. And.. go!
content warnings: I don’t know what to call it, but Luka is held in place with a nail through a pre-existing piercing hole. Also caning (brief), knives, cigarette burns, captivity, violent/sadistic whumper. No actual use of needles, actually!
“I don’t like needles,” Luka said in a small voice, worrying his hands against each other.
Alexander scowled, making an annoyed noise. He pulled a knife from the sheath on his belt - a sharp-looking hunting knife with a gut hook on the back.
“Open your mouth,” he ordered.
Luka’s eyes widened.
“Wh.. n-n…”
He didn’t even want to speak, knowing forming vowels would cause his mouth to open.
Alex reached out and grabbed his chin roughly. He brought the knife in close.
“Open your mouth. Now.”
Tears stung at the backs of Luka’s eyes as he gave in and slowly let his jaw hang open.
“Wider,” Alexander ordered, laying the blade flat against Luka’s bottom lip. “Show Sam what a liar you are.”
Luka didn’t understand, but he conceded.
Alexander slipped the knife in and caught Luka’s tongue stud with the gut hook, tugging it forward.
