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               I can tell, you’re a sᴜʀᴠɪᴠᴏʀ

    When you’re sᴄᴀʀᴇᴅ, your hands 𝖙𝖜𝖎𝖙𝖈𝖍                                        And your shoulders 𝖙𝖊𝖓𝖘𝖊 

              But your eyes…                             It doesn’t show in your eyes.                                 That’s how I can tell,                                     Those eyes have seen things.

#º ✧ 。––– my body feels young but my mind is very old┊ musings .
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Out of Context Gravity Falls Sentence Meme

  • “I ate a man alive tonight.”
  • “Time to manhandle this…man-handle.”
  • “Darn beautiful men, always eating out of the trash–Wait, what?”
  • “And then he chased me around and spanked me with a paddle for like three hours! Bottom line, George Washington was a jerk.”
  • “Jean-Paul Sartre postulated that every living thing is born without reason, prolongs itself out of weakness, and dies by chance.” 
  • “Totally righteous, bro!”
  • “The inflatable pool duck revolution is at hand!”
  • “Songs are like hugs that mouths give to ears!”
  • “Are you sick of piles of owls constantly blocking your driveway?! Well then you gotta get Owl Trowel!”
  • “You deserve a prize. Here, have a head that’s always screaming!”
  • “Studies show that keeping a ladder in the house is more dangerous than a loaded gun. That’s why I own ten guns–in case some maniac tries to sneak in a ladder!”
  • “I’m a boy now! Wassup bro? Let’s grow some moustaches!”
  • “I ate a salamander and jumped out of the window!”
  • “Always sassafrassing the customers with their boomy boxes and disrespectful short pants!”
  • “Llamas are nature’s greatest warriors.”
  • “And that’s why we don’t stick our hands in other people’s mouths!”
  • “What? YOU HAD YOUR CHANCE AT THE COTILLION, YOU!”
  • “I smell…emotional issues.”
  • “YOUR MATH IS NO MATCH FOR MY GUN, YOU IDIOT!”
  • “You’ve become your father.”
  • “The dance floor is a mine field! A mine field!”
  • “Ugh, we’re behind that old guy. He’s probably going to pay with pennies, or war bonds or something.”
  • “Woah, that’s amazing! And morally ambiguous!”
  • “Its like if coffee and nightmares had a baby.”
  • “Am I a man? Am I a baby? These are legitimate questions.”
  • “Who wants to put on some blindfolds and get into my car!?”
  • “IT WORKS FOR PIIIIIIIIIIIIGS!”
  • “Wanna see my impression of you in 5 seconds? AAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!”
  • “Haha, pain is hilarious!”
  • “Deer teeth, for you, kid!”
  • “GAZE UPON DEATH! GAZE UPON DEATH! GAZE UPON DEATH!”
  • “Help! The nachos tricked me!”
  • “I’m gonna wear your butt on my foot like a rhinestone slipper!”
  • “Oh no, I think I can hear my uncle. Stay perfectly still”
  • “They made the house into a robot… Fascinating.”
  • “I hate my dumb heart for making me feel things!“
  • “Today I learned morality is relative.”
  • “There’s no cops in the forest. We take this to our graves.”
  • “HOT BELGIUM WAFFLES! Wait…I’m alone! I can swear for real! SON OF A— “
  • “My heart, once as hard as oak, now grows soft like more of a birch or… something.”
  • “It’s Heaven’s punishment for our terrible taste in everything!”
  • “I will pay you to put your shirt back on.”
  • “Hey, is the kitchen supposed to have that much fire in it?”
  • “Dinosaurs aren’t magic, they’re just big lizards!”
  • “Finally! A good reason to punch a teenager in the face!”
  • “You can run, but I’ll still be in your nightmares!”
  • “Sometimes I think: Is this all there is? Is life just some kind of horrific joke without a punch line? That we’re all just biding our time until the sweet sweet, release of death?”
  • “I’m legalizing everything!”
  • “Man, revenge is underrated - that felt awesome!”
  • “I think I’m gonna go stare at a wall for a while and rethink everything.”
  • “This seems like the kind of thing a responsible parent wouldn’t want you doing. Good thing I’m an uncle! Avenge me, kids! AVENGE ME!”
#º ✧ 。–––  ring ring ring┊ ask memes .
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         “Don’t bring a knife to a gunfight” is stupid. 

                                                           I’ll bring a knife to any fight                                                                       And I’ll ᴡɪɴ                                                                   Fuck all of you

#º ✧ 。––– my body feels young but my mind is very old┊ musings .
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