Ailorian

No fucking privacy in the Elfsong

It was always funny to me how other companions would just stand there while Gale delivered this rizz lol

Based off of this post

it's hard to be the bard, baby!!!

Ths bishop’s twitter post

I experienced a few embarrassing seconds of confusion because in my language (French) the bishop is called the fool

certified iconic post

geraskefer i love you i love you i love you 💕💞💓💗💖💘💝💘💖💗💓💞💕

this is SO giving s1 geraskefer with yen and jaskier bickering over geralt’s shoulder over the pettiest thing while he just wants to have a nice warm meal and for them all to get along

Whatever you need, you only have to ask!

sandpiper

wheelchairs and canes and glasses and hearing aids and every single other disability aid should be free btw and if you disagree i hate you

laios touden's breasts you will always be famous

This book is River of Teeth by Sarah Gailey, and I highly recommend it if “extremely queer heist story of double-crossing and hippopotamuses” piques your interest.

I feel like this will appeal to many of my followers.

Callsigns are ALL like this. I know in movies everyone's got cool callsigns, but you have to EARN a cool callsign. Most people's are like, commemoration of something real stupid they did, or, like, "Carrots" bc "he ate carrots weirdly." This database is a treasure trove:

Also unironically if you are nb and have an "object" name you can 100% get old republicans to use it by just claiming it's for something dumb. "Yeah man I go by Brick because I dropped a bunch of bricks once and messed up a timeline on a job" will get everyone you will ever meet to call you that.

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