• death of a salesman, arthur miller
• macbeth, shakespeare
• a streetcar named desire, tennessee williams
• hamlet, shakespeare
• a raisin in the sun, lorraine hansberry
• a midsummer night’s dream, shakespeare
• antigone, sophocles
• king lear, shakespeare
• the glass menagerie, tennessee williams
• othello, shakespeare
• pygmalion, george bernard shaw
• the tempest, shakespeare,
• much ado about nothing, shakespeare
• as you like it, shakespeare
• the taming of the shrew, shakespeare
• the merry wives of windsor, shakespeare
• the merchant of venice, shakespeare
• oedipus rex, sophocles
• an ideal husband, oscar wilde
• who’s afraid of virginia wolf, edward albee
• our town, thornton wilder
• waiting for godot, samuel beckett

• the ranger’s apprentice, john flanagan
• harry potter series, j.k. rowling
• inkheart by cornelia funke
• throne of glass, sarah j. maas
• the chronicles of narnia, c.s. louis
• the lord of the rings, j.r.r. tolkien
• the hobbit, j.r.r. tolkien
• percy jackson and the olympions, rick riordan
• eragon by christopher paolini
• the bartimaeus trilogy, jonathan stroud
• howl’s moving castle, dianna wynne jones
• the wonderful wizard of oz, lyman frank baum
• the books of bayern, shannon hale
• ella enchanted, gail carson levine
• the princess bride, william goldman
• the raven cycle, maggie stiefvater
• the sisters grimm, michael buckley
• the spiderwick chronicles, tony diterlizzi and holly black
• the alchemist, paulo coelho
• forgive my fins, tera lynn childs
• alice in wonderland, lewis carroll
• the faerie path, allan jones frewin
• the school for good and evil, soman chainani
• the grimm legacy, polly shulman
• the sweetest spell, suzanne selfors
• the tales of the frog princess, e.d. baker
• the wide-awake princess, e.d. baker
• once a witch, carolyn maccullough
• the silver bowl series, diane stanley
• the emily windsnap series, liz kessler
• fairest, gail carson levine
• the fairy realm series, emily rodda
• the water mirror, kai meyer
• the two princesses of bamarre, gail carson levine

• the seven habits of highly effective people, stephen covey
• the seven habits of highly effective teens, sean covey
• mencken’s chrestomathy, h.l. mencken
• yes please, amy poehler
• is everyone hanging out without me? (and other concerns), mindy kaling
• audrey hepburn: an elegant spirit, sean hepburn ferrer
• how to be lovely: the audrey hepburn way of life, melissa hellstern
• how to win friends and influence people, dale carnegie
• how to win friends and influence people for teen girls, donna dale carnegie
• #girlboss by sophia amuroso
• 14,000 things to be happy about, barbara ann kipfer
• choose to matter, julie foudy
• the little book of skin care: korean beauty secrets for healthy, glowing skin, charlotte cho
• where stylists shop: the fashion insider’s ultimate guide, booth moore
• the girls’ book of glamour: a guide to being a goddess, jeffrie sally
• the girls’ book: how to be the best at everything, juliana foster
• the girls’ book of excellence: even more ways to be the best at everything, sally norton
• the life-changing magic of not giving a f*ck: how to stop spending time you don’t have with people you don’t like doing things you don’t want to do (a no f*cks given guide), sarah knight
• bossypants, tina fey
• we should all be feminists by chimamanda ngozi adichie
• behind the scenes: or, thirty years a slave, and four years in the white house, elizabeth keckley
• the pillow book, sei shōnagon
• eat pretty: nutrition for beauty, inside and out, jolene hart
• eat pretty every day: 365 daily inspirations for nourishing beauty, inside and out, jolene hart
• narrative of the life of frederick douglass, frederick douglass
• narrative of sojourner truth, sojourner truth
• 12 years a slave, solomon northup
• night, elie wiesel

• the flowers of evil, charles baudelaire
• a season in hell, arthur rimbaud
• she walks in beauty, lord byron
• shakespeare’s sonnets, shakespeare
• we real cool, gwendolyn brooks
• poems of emily dickinson
• poems of robert frost
• leaves of grass, walt whitman
• the raven, edgar allen poe
• poems of edgar allen poe
• milk and honey by rupi kaur
• the sun and her flowers, rupi kaur
• the princess saves herself in this one, amanda lovelace

• romeo and juliet, shakespeare
• emma, jane austen
• ever, gail carson levine
• pride and prejudice, jane austen
• eleanor and park, rainbow rowell
• sense and sensibility, jane austen
• jane eyre, charlotte brontë
• landline, rainbow rowell
• madame bovary, gustave flaubert
• to all the boys i’ve loved before, jenny han
• love in the time of cholera, gabriel garcía márquez
• the sun is also a star, nicola yoon

• fangirl, rainbow rowell
• great expectations, charles dickens
• aristotle and dante discover the secrets of the universe, benjamin alire sáenz
• when the moon was ours, anna-marie mclemore
• the goldfinch, donna tartt
• looking for alaska, john green
• we were liars, e. lockhart
• the wrath and the dawn, renée ahdieh
• little women, louisa may alcott
• palace of spies, sarah zettel
• the clique series, lisi harrison
• the finishing school series, gail carriger
• eyes like stars, lisa mantchev
• the ever after high series, shannon hale
• along for the ride, sarah dessen
• girl online, zoe sugg
• keeping the castle, patrice kindl
• stargirl, jerry spinelli
• stir it up, ramin ganeshram
• prom and prejudice, elizabeth eulberg
• the summer i saved the world…in 65 days, michele weber hurwitz
• pink and green series by lisa greenwald
• six of crows, leigh bardugo
• the catcher in the rye, j.d. salinger
• the house on mango street, sandra cisneros
• turtles all the way down, john green
• under the lights, dahlia adler
• geekerella, ashley poston
• simon vs. the homo sapiens agenda, becky albertalli
• it’s not like it’s a secret, misa sugiura
• the idiot, elif batuman
• the outsiders, s.e. hinton
• everything leads to you, nina lacour
• a wrinkle in time, madeleine l’engle
• dumplin’, julie murphy

• the great gatsby, f. scott fitzgerald
• the scarlet letter, nathaniel hawthorne
• a tale of two cities, charles dickens
• the song of achilles, madeline miller
• the last of the mohicans, james fenimore cooper
• the constant princess, philippa gregory
• the count of monte cristo, alexandre dumas
• les misérables, victor hugo
• war and peace, leo tolstoy
• a mad, wicked folly, sharon biggs waller
• manor of secrets, katherine longshore
• to kill a mockingbird, harper lee
• uncle tom’s cabin, harriet beecher stowe
• atonement ian mcewan
• the unbearable lightness of being, milan kundera
• things fall apart, chinua achebe
• ophelia, lisa m. klein
• the god of small things, arundhati roy

• frankenstein, mary shelley
• dracula, bram stoker
• the picture of dorian gray, oscar wilde
• wuthering heights, emily brontë

• catch-22, joseph heller 
• candide, voltaire
• don quixote, miguel de cervantes
• animal farm, george orwell
• the importance of being earnest, oscar wilde

• the city of ember, jeanne duprau
• 1984, george orwell
• the handmaid’s tale, margaret atwood
• brave new world, aldous huxley
• the lunar chronicles, marissa meyer
• the time machine, h.g. wells
• the fourteenth goldfish, jennifer l. holm
• fahrenheit 451, ray bradbury
• twenty thousand leagues under the sea, jules verne
• the extraordinary voyages series, jules verne

• beowulf, author unknow
• the odyssey, homer
• the iliad, homer
• the bhagavad gita, vyasa
• the mahabharata, vyasa
• inferno, dante alighieri

• the bell jar, sylvia plath
• the secret history, donna tartt
• swann’s way, marcel proust
• the art of war, sun tzu
• the awakening, kate chopin
• moby dick, herman melville
• anna karenina, leo tolstoy
• the canterbury tales, geoffrey chaucer
• the crucible, arthur miller
• one flew over the cuckoo’s nest, ken kesey
• the antichrist, friedrich nietzsche
• sew zoey, nancy taylor and chloe zhang
• the candymakers, wendy mass
• my sister the vampire series, sienna mercer
• eight hundred grapes, laura dave
• their eyes were watching god, zora neale hurston
• the adventures of huckleberry finn, mark twain
• the adventures of tom sawyer, mark twain
• a christmas carol, charles dickens
• the old man and the sea, ernest hemingway
• to the lighthouse, virginia woolf
• utopia, thomas more
• a spy in the house of love, anaïs nin
• crime and punishment, fyodor dostoyevsky
• the assistants, camille perri
• a room of one’s own, virginia woolf
• the joy luck club, amy tan
• sputnik sweetheart, haruki murakami
• the namesake, jhumpa lahiri
• a thousand splendid suns, khaled hosseini
• crazy rich asians, kevin kwan
• save the date, morgan matson
• neuromancer, william gibson

1. there's a demon named crowley
2. there's a biblically inaccurate angel named aziraphale but like it's very sexy when the demon calls him 'angel'
3. the demon and angel have been married for 6000 years and they still keep looking at each other all sappily
4. Neil Gaiman is somehow involved, I think he's the writer but also he's on tumblr (uh, @neil-gaiman) and people keep questioning if he's real
5. is neil gaiman like a fandom inside joke why is everyone asking if he's real
6. there actors are called michael and david and amazon prime thought they were the same
7. there is a bookstore and crowley is sad
8. they kiss and it is very nice and desperate and crowley says we could have been us. i have no context for this. someone is going to heaven i think.
9. there is a god, i'm not sure if they're good or evil though
10. the demon wears sunglasses
11. it's a comedy but for some reason everyone's crying after whatever the last season was, are you guys okay
12. things are on fire
13. they are very gay
14. there was a book and at one point they switch bodies
15. more fire and crowley screaming
16. they are called ineffable husbands i dont know what that means
17. they fight crime or they do crime or they fight crime by doing crime i really cannot remember which
18. gay

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