Pink Moon Room- Dumbledore Defense Squad

Headcanon that Maedhros was SUPER jealous when Maglor was first born, like firstborns tend to be…but with each progressive sibling he just kinda gave up. When baby #4 was on the way, Mae just sighed and was like: “Welp, this is my life now.”

Me: *is like 85-90 percent attracted to women*

Raphael: *speaks*

Me:

Dossier is cracking me up with these names…like they name their dupes like cereal companies name their generic brands. You can’t tell me that Ambery Vanilla and Floral Brown Sugar don’t sound like Marshmallow Mateys and Fruity Dino Bites.

I was so hype for high school as a kid because anime made high school look AMAZING but then I actually GOT there and was like…you bitches lied about everything!

I just laugh when I think about how cloaks came about like…I’m cold bro, lemme wrap this giant fucking blanket around my body.

But if we did that today it would be considered “lazy” and “not suitable for the public.”

They have “bewitch”, they have “ensorcel”, but they don’t have “bewizard” or “enwarlock.”

The only problem I have with writing queer couples is whose last name they’re gonna take

Hey guys, I’m making my MC’s love interest and he’s the prince of a kingdom based on like 15th century Russia…but he’s half Slavic Russian coded and half Native Siberian coded (I was gonna go with Buryat but I’m open to changing the group). Should I just change his race altogether, cuz I saw this one post saying that making this particular admixture was disrespectful and I didn’t want to disrespect anyone.

I saw some art of demon Merlin and a tweet saying he was a tiefling and it got me thinking…Merlin’s half demon so that’s where he gets his magic from but why don’t more people draw him as a tiefling?! Like tiefling Merlin is his true form but he has a “human” form that’s a glamour.

TW: R*pe mention below

Was thinking about Arthuriana again and the thing jumping out at me about OG Uther doing what he did to Igraine and Gorlois is just…he knows what it’s like.

His father and oldest brother were murdered, his mother was also very likely violated and murdered. He and his last surviving brother lost everything and had to flee into exile because Vortigern destroyed their family and took what didn’t belong to him…why would he then turn around and do that to someone else?!

Insane by Black Gryph0n gives me HEAVY OG Merlin vibes, frfr

This may sound dumb, but I’m of the firm belief that if you require therapy due to trauma, the person that caused the trauma should be forced to pay for it. Like bitch, you’re the reason I need this to begin with

One thing I’m just now thinking about is how the heck Aang, Tenzin and Miroku just got married and had kids…they’re monks. Aren’t monks supposed to be celibate?!