yeah we know pre-civil war tony never has his shit together and rhodey, pepper, happy, and jarvis are holding like 80% of his life together but also he's the kind of person that calls his friends at 3am like "hey I'm at walmart do you guys need anything"

happy: is that code for something? are you safe? should I call the police? wh-

tony: happy. I am fine. I am having the time of my life. do you want me to get lucky charms for you or not.

happy: ...if you wouldn't mind, yeah

tony: wouldn't mind?? happy I would die for you

--

rhodey, used to this: yeah man, thanks, I need some eggs and sugar

tony: copy that, babycakes

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pepper, who has been working for tony for maybe three months: did you wake me up to ask me if I need groceries

tony: okay in my defense I had no idea it was this late. now you're like, running my life and I want to show my thanks, is there anything-

pepper: give me a raise

tony: done. now-

pepper: I didn't mean actually-

tony: no, I know, but you're the only PA I've had for this long and you deserve it. now what can I get you

pepper:

tony:

pepper: I'm texting you my grocery list

tony: thank you very much

I love this so much, cause yes Tony so would be that person.

But it's also personal for Tony Stark a billionaire to be doing his own and for the ones he cares about shopping. Plus you just know that after a while he would just keep track of what they need.

And not even with Friday. He'd probably just remember things like Pepper normally takes this long to finish shampoo, or Happy just had two days off and he likes to eat a extra bowl of cereal while watching his shows so I'll just pick him up a box.

Rhodey isn't going be on the road for a bit better stock up his fridge since he likes to do his own cooking when he's at home.

I just love him going out of his way to do something he could easily pay someone to do, because he so would.

Side note: After learning a bit about pricing of things I feel like he would get angry when prices were raised.

Tony: They raised the price of milk by 14 cents!!!

Rhodey: Tones you are a literal BILLIONAIRE!!!

Tony: This isn't about me it's about the people who weren't billionaires!

Rhodey: well it's not like you complaining will do anything about the prices.

Tony: ........

Rhodey: ... Tony?

-Tony's phone ring-

Tony: .........

Rhodey: are you going answer that?

-Tony picks up phone-

Pepper on the phone: WHY DID YOU BUY WALMART!!??

The meme lords have spotted an ally

Saw this tweet and i had to draw it!

LET THEM BE A HAPPY FAMILY!!!

I have a headcannon that when Peter Parker gets cranky from lack of sleep, hunger, whatever, his scariness/sass factor goes up like 1000%

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After a horrible battle against giant lizards. Back at Stark Tower.

Steve Rogers ruffling Peter's hair: Aren't you a little young to be an Avenger?

Peter running on 12 red bulls, only slept nine hours total in the last WEEK, and now knows the taste of lizard blood: Aren't you a little old to be alive?

Steve shocked:

Tony stunned:

Other Avengers mentally freaking out:

Peter: i can fix that for you

Tony: KID-

OK, but I partially disagree with this headcanon, and here’s why:

1) Bruce is totally playing Gamora. You don’t think Bruce Banner has played Dungeons & Dragons before? Bruce Banner has absolutely played Dungeons & Dragons before. He played all through high school and college and when Bucky announces the campaign Bruce jumps at the opportunity because he just misses it so much (mostly rose-tinted nostalgia goggles but). So he sits Bucky down and asks him for every bit of info he can on the setting and spends a whole night with a pot of tea drafting up the five-page backstory for his space assassin and her family tree and her struggle with her relationship with the villain and comes to Bucky with a fully-ready character sheet and a list of things Bucky will need to OK before Gamora hops in.

Bucky quietly resolves to integrate as much as he can into the story, mainly because Bruce came up with some better ideas than he’d had.

2) Tony is definitely playing Quill, because Tony has never played D&D before. You don’t get to be where Tony Stark is in life and have much free time. He does what a lot of newbies do and bases a character on himself, or at least the parts he likes: clever, snarky, pre-’90s musical taste, beds space babes, heroic sometimes probably. He wants to be cool but has no idea how to be cool within this context (“My character’s name is Starlord.” “What? Tony, no.”). He hogs the spotlight all the time (all the time) but clearly has no idea what he’s doing and when someone who seems like they know what they’re talking about gives him advice he always takes (“I’m going to need that guy’s leg.” “Seriously? Alright” *Rolls to grapple*).

Quill’s backstory is primarily Bruce’s doing. Tony just handed it in with a “yeah whatever’s on there.”

3) Thor is playing Drax but didn’t join until a few sessions in when he tagged along and decided it looked like fun (“THIS PLEASES ME! ALLOW ME TO JOIN YOUR TALES OF ADVENTURE!”). He definitely needed help constructing his character sheet, but he had no problem coming up with a character. Bucky asked him what he wanted to play and got that glint in his eye and responded “I WILL FORGE A HERO WORTHY OF THE ANCIENT TALES OF ASGARD.” And he put a lot of thought into Drax, both in personal history and personality. He’s mostly modeled on Thor’s favorite Asgardian folk heroes, with some personal flaws and quirks thrown in that Thor thinks are interesting.

Of course Thor doesn’t really understand the game part of it, he’s in it for the story (“Thor what the hell man there’s no way we can take on Ronan at this level!” “AH BUT THINK OF THE THRILLING DRAMA OF THE MOMENT DRAX AND RONAN MEET AGAIN!” “We are all going to die.” “AND IT WILL BE A THRILLING TRAGEDY!”)

4) Steve is absolutely playing Rocket but what started as a complete joke ballooned into a fully fleshed-out character with a tragic backstory. Steve’s an artist, he’s a creative guy and little too creative for his own good sometimes and bouncing his ideas off of Natasha turned a simple joke into a more elaborate character dynamic than even Bruce’s. He trolls Bucky a lot and it’s even better for Steve when he really gets into Rocket’s character and plays up the drama, partly because Bucky can’t tell if he’s joking or not.

5) Somewhere in the brainstorming session, Steve and Natasha decided that Rocket has a partner who is a talking tree. Natasha pitches this idea completely straight-faced to Bucky and after the fiasco of Steve’s character idea Bucky’s just too tired to say no to the tree-man. Natasha gives him a bit of a backstory and how Rocket and Groot got together and it sounds pretty solid, so whatever, tree-man can stay.

Then when all the characters get introduced Natasha just hovers over Tony and puffs out her chest and says in her deepest voice: “I am Groot.”

And Steve snickers and nobody has any idea why.

A session later Natasha is responding to everything Tony says with that same deep “I am Groot.” and Steve goes blue in the face trying to hold in his laughter and Tony cracks and the game has to pause for 10 minutes while Nat and Steve recompose themselves.

Nat also has a better grasp of the rules than Bucky realized and completely tweaked her character into being able to do basically anything she can justify. And it’s all right there in the book, Bucky can’t even argue from a rules standpoint. They’re only level 5 Groot shouldn’t be essentially bulletproof but through some loophole in the rules, yep, there it is.

Natasha Romanoff is trained to exploit weaknesses. Of course she’s a total munchkin.

IT GOT SO MUCH FUCKING BETTER

Tony: This guy [slides photo across table] I want you to shoot him in the leg.

Bucky: This is a photo of you.

Tony: Steve wants me to try zumba.

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