Slap Some Diapeys On Them Sons Of Guns

This is what Willem Defoe was writing on his detective pad

That’s right.

ngl if i was a elphephant id whip that thing around crazy style

Dobby Pussy Indulgence

Dobby Pussy Indulgence

The Pope Walks Into The Shop. Bangs His Sceptre On The Ground. And Demands A Dobby Pussy Indulgence

Fearless praying mantis

@ghost-mantis

I’m like ‘what the fuck little dude that is not a good place to be you will be hit by all of the sparks’

and then the little dude is like ‘do not worry I will simply parry all the sparks’

now i understand why this lil hoe is on kungfu panda

had a dream where my mom tried to give our Venus fly trap a spoonful of milk and it immediately started hacking and coughing like an adult human man

Monica Bellucci by Helmut Newton for Blumarine Spring 1993

21 FILMS OF THE 21ST CENTURY Pride & Prejudice (2005) dir. Joe Wright

a dude came into the library stoned out of his mind and was like, “do I need a library card to look at books?” And I said, “to take books home, yes. To look at them, no” and he looked so relieved. bro was staring at a fish encyclopedia for like an hour and then just left.

this is literally all society needs to be

randomly remembered “i have d cups, grandpa. the waitress thinks you have dementia” tonight so i decided to find the original tweet again and

they should make a weed strain called get up bitch clean your apart ment