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CAUTION! FALLING DEBRIS

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Franz. 27. Philippines. Art Blog. Twitter. AO3. Ko-fi.
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War Games and Under the Red Hood being right next to each other makes me lose my shit. There is no gap between these stories and Judd Winick even wrote part of War Games but he doesn't seem to realise how wild it is to follow that up with UTRH.

War Games is about Batman trying to gain control of Gotham's gangs as harm reduction, not stopping their activities but monitoring and controlling them via his ally, Orpheus, who is propped up to lead all the gangs in a coalition. He is unable to do this and it all ends in disaster.

5 seconds later, Jason returns to Gotham and gains control of most of the gangs real quick and then takes out his competitors. He does what Bruce was unable to do and for the same reason, to reduce harm.

But Bruce's actions are framed as heroic and Jason's aren't. Judd Winick himself said "Along with handing out his own brand of justice, he does believe that crime can be controlled. Batman had said it makes you a crime lord. Jason doesn't think it makes him a crime lord at all. He thinks it makes him a much more effective Batman."

I must ask how is it that this makes Jason a crime lord but Bruce wasn't one when he was trying to control the Gotham gangs five seconds ago. How is Bruce on his high horse like "Jason is a crime lord in denial"? What was he five seconds ago then?

And yeah, Jason is more violent than Bruce was of course, but instead of trying to work with him and get him to his side/to be less violent like he did with the other gang leaders, he immediately goes on the offensive.

Then Bruce slits Jason's throat to save Joker right after firing Stephanie because "We don't use potentially lethal force." What Steph did was markedly less dangerous than slicing someone's throat. The hypocrisy of it all.

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"Red Hood's tits or Nightwing's ass" -the greatest thread in the history of batforums, locked by Oracle after 12,239 pages of heated debate,

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A fanfic idea:

Bruce was able to rescue Jason before he died, and after this experience, Jason stopped being Robin.

He became afterwards the golden child, he goes to college (with a scholarship), helps out in the city library, teaches children (helps with their homeworks and helps them to study), works part time in a car garage in crime alley, and is a supportive brother.

And it pisses his siblings off.

Because there has to be something fishy because no one, really no one, is that perfect.

And there is something fishy.

He is also Red Hood.

No one knows, and the vigilantes never talk to Jason about "the family business" because he needs to concentrate on his studies and other stuff.

So imagine, Batmans suprise when the JL was able to catch Red Hood.

Someone takes Jasons helmet off in front of Batman, Nightwing, and other members

And Jason, who wears also a domino mask, doesn't look Batman in the face even as he says :

"Hey Dad. I can explain."

And Dick loses his shit, he laughs so hard because, Jason, The golden child, the one who gave up on being a vigilante, who reads to children in the library, is a goddamn crimelord.

Bruce just stands there frozen because wtf Jason?!

And Dick takes selfies with Jason being tied up and calles the other Batkids in because they should definitely not be left out of it.

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DC X DP PROMPT #16

Mr. Lancer is the brother of Lex Luthor. He never really had an eye for business, or invention, or innovation. He just wanted to be a teacher, spread the good word on literature. Which is the whole reason he had changed his name and moved to the middle of nowhere.

He does not appreciate his brother delivering a package in his door. Not delivering it personally, not even sending a physical person to do a drop off. Just a measly note.

'hold onto this for me - L.L.'

What has Lex ever done for him? Nothing, that's what. So Mr. Lancer does the sensible thing. He opens the box to investigate to find - hardened ectoplasm?

Mr. Lancer knows about Danny and co. Au where Kryptonite is just hardened Ecto and is basically rock candy. Lex sends his brother a shit ton of kryptonite for safe keeping thinking 'he lives in the middle of nowhere what's he gonna do with it?' he feeds it to Danny :)

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The next day, Mr. Lancer asks Danny to stay after class just before lunch. Danny was a bit worried but resigned, though he did his best to not show it.

Mr. Lancer waits till everyone has left before going into a drawer and rummaging around. “Now Mr. Fenton I know of your reasons for having a hard time with school work, but I decided to do a reward system. If you manage to complete 3/4 of your homework for the week I will give you another one of this.”

Placing the Kryponite on his desk, he can see Danny’s surprise. “Solidified Ectoplasm?” Grabbing it to look closer he found it actually smelled tastier than regular ectoplasm. Almost sweeter and even purer than the stuff he usually drank for his health.

Looking up at Mr. Lancer he pauses when everything he just said processes. “Wait you know?!” Slightly scared, Danny tenses.

Lancer nods. “I figured out you were Phantom. It was a bunch of little things that added all together. Now do you agree with the reward system?”

Dannny is frozen for a moment before sighing tiredly, not really having the energy to panic. Glancing at the crystal ectoplasm, he takes a small bite and is surprised at how good it is. “Tastes like candy.” Mulling it over, he nods. “Alright, I’ll do my best, though if there is another ghost invasion I get a pass. I’ll probably pass out into a short term coma if that happens again.”

Mr. Lancer immediately agrees. Being pulled into the Ghost Zone is definitely pass worthy. Honestly Danny really deserves some free candy for that entire event.

The other kids cotton on and soon there is just about everyone wanting an in on Lancer’s candy stash. Students and staff alike. Lancer becomes that grandma with her purse full of sweets anda candy dish at her desk. Yes the liminals can eat it and do but goodness the kids have to earn it. The average lit. grades skyrocket. Nothing says motivation like forbidden candies.

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Justice League identity reveal where they don’t know who Batman is and one day a bunch of them walk in on him just casually eating yogurt in the cafeteria with his cowl off. A bunch of them recognize him, a couple don’t, and they’re all shocked.

Turns out Batman didn’t realize none of them knew who he was, since it had taken him all of ten minutes and three google searches to put everyone’s secret identities together and he just assumed they had all figured it out by this point. Or maybe he had meant to tell them and then just forgotten. Either way, he regularly interacts with half of them outside of hero stuff and hasn’t bothered with the whole separate persona thing with them in years. Shouldn’t they really have figured this out by now? So what if he forgot? This is clearly on them.

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SOMEONE PLEASE GIVE BRUCE A MEDAL FOR PUTTING UP WITH THIS HORRIBLE DEMON CHILD HE'S THE WORST, HE'S DOING IT BECAUSE HE LOVES YOU AND HIS LOVE LANGUAGE IS ANNOYING YOU INTO HAVING FUN AND YOU KNOW THAT.

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petzah394

Reddit makes dumb decision -> I finally decide to check out Tumblr -> meet cool people on the 196 tag and become mutuals -> I discover one of them lives in Aus too -> I fly like 1000km and we fuck and cuddle

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chaussurre

Person leaves reddit. Immediately loose virginity. More at 6.

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Pets love to show up like Hello i am Mystery Wet :)

Me: "Cat, why? Where has this tail been?"

Cat: "Perhaps I explored the tub after your shower. Perhaps I sat too close to the sink. Perhaps it is pee. I love our little mysteries."

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