House is pregnant

good for him!!!!

a stud in black leather on a black motorcycle just revved their engine at me and thank god I tore my demonic uterus out ages ago because I think that would have finally knocked me up

what a universe……

you. american adult with a drivers license. can you tell me who has the right of way at a 4 way stop

The strongest

this applies for both four way stop signs AND when traffic lights are malfunctioning i SEE that post where the traffic light is on fire and the caption says “they didn’t teach us what to do when this happens” or whatever. THEY DID

here are the rules for WA, at least how I was taught:

when you’re at a four way stop, whoever stopped first has right of way. it’s a stop sign. not that hard

if two people stopped at the same time, the person to the right of the other goes first, unless they’re parallel, in that case they can go at the same time unless one is turning left. if one’s turning left, that person waits.

if they’re both going left, it takes driver communication. waving, inching forward, things like that. yes, even though a lot of the other drivers are completely incompetent, you do need to cooperate with them.

if four people stop at the same time, it’s also dependent on driver communication, but it’s more complicated, because you have to keep track of more people. most likely someone will just take their chance and go. after one person has gone, the person to the right of them has right of way.

to wrap this up! i was extremely strange about driver’s ed and took more notes than i ever took in my life. i don’t think anyone other than me would ever remember all of this. please dear god just cooperate with the other drivers on the road, these rules don’t mean anything if people don’t remember them and people don’t. the rules aren’t there to get you arrested anyways! they’re there to keep you safe. just be careful, be safe, cooperate, and you’ll be fine.

anyway the actual point of fandom is to inspire each other. reading each other's fics and admiring each other's art and saying wow i love this and i feel something and i want to invoke this in other people, i want to write a sentence that feels like a meteor shower, i want to paint a kiss with such tenderness it makes you ache, i want to create something that someone else somewhere will see it and think oh, i need to do that too, right now. i am embracing being a corny cunt on main to say inspiring each other is one of the things humanity is best at and one of the things fandom is built for and i think that's beautiful

s is for slug

i’m enamored by the specificity of this blog. like this is the only post they’ve ever made. this account was solely created for this special little guy. does he know?

actually, i did want to ask you all - a commonly shared sentiment about character creators in games or dressup games online is there's very frequently a lack of black hairstyles.

so it made me curious - what are some black hairstyles you wish would be included more in character creators/dressup games? or ones you get really happy to see are included?

shoving various images from my pinterest here

specifically craving long dreadlocks from video games atm because that is what i have and i never see those ever 💔

Also sharing various things for my Pinterest

Gonna be selfish and say curls that look more like mine lol the options are usually 4c Afro or the smoothest waves you've ever seen

Sorry I don't have options saved that are more masc orz

Thank you for giving me references for black hair! This will be useful in the future!😊

went to the grocery store yesterday and saw they had some cheddar cheese on sale. i noticed a middle aged woman filling her entire hand basket with these discounted aged cheddar blocks, hand movements frantic and eyes set with determination. i reached over and grabbed a block from the discount bin. she snapped out of her reverie and quietly asked “do you want some more?” i said no i only want one block. she looked horrified. are you sure, she asked. yeah, i responded, plunking the block in next to my spinach. she began explaining that she and her friends really like this particular cheese. she sounded horrified. she was stumbling on her own words. i left quickly, feeling like i walked into something i shouldnt have seen. a private moment between this woman and her cheeses. i hope she is doing okay and is eating her cheese. 

actually im eating my cheese now and honestly i understand her, this cheese SLAPS

went on someone’s blog who didn’t post in over a year and their last post was about getting married. like your marriage is more important than posting on tumblr? grow up

Alleviating gender dysphoria, not with binding or packing, but a secret third thing (padding your waist and ribs until they are the same size as your breasts)

I’m sorry but this comment is sending me

official boob post

First rule of reincarnation is to have insane sex with the guy who killed you last time

no more sex. we ran out of sex

The community guideline violation pic is arguably more funny than whatever the original response to “check in the back” for more sex was.

It feels like fucking a ziploc bag full of juice you didnt miss anything good

why have i not unfollowed you

youre stupid

The threead continues:

The book linked is free to read and download. See the link above.

if you’re a transfem you should read this, and if you’re not you should reblog it for your transfem friends & followers, the advice in here is extremely good and the grips breaks are not hard to practice!!