shsl monaka fan

I have never seen such an accurate depiction of what it looks like without glasses.

For writers with good eyesight, this is a good reference for what it’s like trying to see without our glasses

hey has anyone noticed that this is what it looks like without glasses

the way this is exactly what the world looks like to me when i’m without my blighted staff of twisted yew

2024 goals:

the thing about it not being that deep is that it literally always is

In Mario Party 4′s Present Room, Shy Guy remarks that on Waluigi’s calendar, “every day is Sunday”. However, if you zoom in really close, you’ll see that Shy Guy is actually lying.

that son of a bitch

hmmm why does my uterus hurt and why do i feel kinda off. weird. surely these are not the warning symptoms of a predictable biological process that occurs on a regular schedule. anyway. im going to wear white pants today.

pros: it would most likely vastly improve my life in a multitude of ways

cons: might get scared

Does anyone have the fucking tiktok video of the overly enthusiastic rich bearded guy showing off his new hiking shoes in his Mansion and the Woods, but then another dude duets with it to make it look like he's escaping from being held prisoner please please

edit THANKS @smellslikebot

“imagine caring so much about fiction” imagine being so lame that you scoff at the timeless human practice of falling in love with art and stories

I litterally cant stop watching this

I watched this so many times last night that I dreamt I showed this video to everyone I came across

the fact that this video file physically starts 3 seconds before the looped video starts really adds to the experience as a whole

Should be "sorry, not sorry" then. Because if you cared, you wouldn't spread this crap on somepony else's property. So, the only sorry you are is a sorry sack of sh!t. You humans annoy me to no end.

If you did this to my house, I just might break your bucking arm.

okay

what is wrong. like with all of you.

Heterosexual pride flag

i tried to color pick from one photo per row to make an actual flag for the hell of it and ended up making a gm_construct pride flag

matching shirts for you and the bestie

job interviewer: ok thats all for me do you have any questions before we move on?

me: what if a dracula show up 😰

interviewer: omg fuck😖 no. just no.