tofu...

TL: How is it spring already

You know when you're tired/grieving and spring is both all-powerful and has no effect on you at all? Yeah

i honestly think the "oc dont steal" brand of humor died as hard as it did because literally nothing will be as funny as Σario

nothing could top this

insanely self-indulgent warmup doodle :>

meow!

Most fucked up thing i ever drew...

just encountered a spider so big I very seriously considered downloading tinder exclusively to find a man to come over and move it outside

which brings me to my app idea: spidr. it connects you to local weirdos of all genders who are willing to drive to your house and move a spider for a fee.

the humble "like" is oft mocked despite what it does for us. "like, three people" is a vastly different statement from "three people". "and i was like 'what the fuck'" is vastly different from "and i said 'what the fuck'". i love you "like" and anyone who says you make people sound stupid will be killed on sight

Congratulations! Looks like you found yerself a gem. You can keep that gem for your collection, and try for the legeendary crown a’ wonder, or I can buy it from you if you like. Lemme seee what I can offer

okay, i got real fucked up last week and ordered a fuck ton of webkinz, which i thought was a mistake, until the first ones arrived and pud decided she absolutely fucking loved them

at first i just put em on her to see what shed do, which was nothing, so i decided to just leave her alone in my room for a bit. when i came back in later, she was doing this and i dead ass started crying

UPDATE: another one came :'^)

cooking as an adult is exactly the same as cooking in webkinz except when you make this

you have to eat it

i made. a webkinz quiz. please tell me what you get.

impossible question

i think every flower in the world deserves a poem.

just 2 be clear i dont ONLY mean each flower species. i mean each and every individual flower on earth . 6 trillion odes for 6 trillion dandelions please. they deserve nothing less.

!!!!!!!!!

i made. a webkinz quiz. please tell me what you get.

in addition to my furby sweater, here’s my crochet Webkinz sweater :)

Snowball