Me: Wtf are they really out here shipping Max x Bradley in 2024? That’s like a ship from when I was like, 10. What the hell? That’s so random. That’s dumb. They’re not dragging me into that.

Also me like an hour later: Poor, angsty teen with overbearing/loving single father and dead mom x rich, spoiled, privileged teen who has always had everything he could possibly want BESIDES a dad that cares?

Sold.

Bringing the insanity on here too

Maxley,,, that’s my life now ig

Can’t let the gang know TikTok has made me fuck with Maxley

I rewatched to goofy movies recently…. 👀💦

Max gets dragged into a drinking game at a house party... little did he know he would end up making out with his rival

Bros

They live rent-free in my head:

sitting on his lap would probably fix me

Relationship: Cooper “The Ghoul” Howard x Reader

Fandom: Fallout

Request: No

Warnings: Fluff, Angst, Insecurities, Suggestive Themes, Strong Language

Word Count: 1,268

Main Masterlist: Here

Fallout Masterlist: Here

Part Two of: Not On My Watch

Summary: Holing up in some abandoned movie theater, Cooper is shocked to find one of his old films still in the projector.

“Ooo, we hit the mother load, baby. Look! Our very own movie theater!” She giggled as she ran inside like a child. There were still bodies scattered about but what place in the Wasteland did not have them? Cooper followed after her and chuckled as he watched his partner sprint to the theater.

Relationship: Cooper “The Ghoul” Howard x Reader

Fandom: Fallout

Request: Yes by @victias

Warnings: Strong Language, Brief Violence, Suggestive Themes

Word Count: 1,128

Main Masterlist: Here

Fallout Masterlist: Here

Part Two: Faces of Old, Faces of New

Summary: There is something that can flip a switch in even the most trusting of men; jealousy. Now what switch that is all depends on the man.

Walking alongside each other in the desert was not the most ideal plan for anyone. But it worked for them. Salvation from the blistering heat was found just up the road at a small city that was hustling and bustling with people and shops. 

Parings: The Ghoul/Cooper Howard x reader

Summary: You fall asleep on the ghoul’s shoulder.

A/N: VERY SHORT!! theres not much plot haha. i just had this cute idea so why not write it out. i honestly feel like i’ve made a “fall asleep next to the character” fic to every character i wrote so far😭

“Darlin’, I sure as hell ain’t gonna sit around here all day just cause you didn’t get enough sleep last night. Nobody gets good sleep up here. It’s-“

He stops mid sentence when he feels the weight of your head drop on his shoulder.

ok all these posts about you softening cooper and i-can-fix-him and he's still human and listen, they're VALID

BUT..........

what about him making you worse?????? like he thinks he's stumbled upon another whiny vaulty about to get themselves killed in the Wasteland but you just keep on surprising him (and yourself) with your own brutality

his ruthlessness encourages you and corrupting you turns him on soooooooooo much oof like im sorry but if copper howard saw you covered in blood, looming over a sniveling slaver, gun to their forehead, smirking as they beg for their life he'd probably fuck you right then and there

just bonnie-and-clydeing your way across the Wastes, him covering you when you offer yourself up as bait to raiders and slavers, setting traps, him protecting you while you provide him with the vials he needs, making sure the other never goes without because it's a dog-eat-dog world on the surface but dogs are pack animals and it helps to have a partner that's willing to ~kill~ for you

and the pet names like "my little savage/killer/animal"

using you, ruining your morality until the line is so blurry you don't even recognize yourself anymore but that's ok, you know who you are when he's fucking you stupid- you're ~his~

the insane, toxic, possessive, codependent sex you'd have (esp after seducing a stranger just to rob him blind)

etc...........

fallout season two theme song begins...

~kiss kiss fall in love~