• Sherlock crashes Joan’s car in the first episode. This is never addressed again.
• Sherlock goads Joan into an illegal autopsy after he kept doing it wrong
• One time Sherlock comes home with a human head and has no idea where he got it
• Moriarty has a daughter who is kidnapped. Sherlock and Joan have to rescue her. With Moriarty.
• Moriarty kills someone who tries to assassinate Joan and then sends her a letter basically equaling out to “only me kill you <3″ 
• Joan beats up a cop in a boxing ring. Then she annoys Joan again so Joan prepares for round #2.
• Joan shaves Sherlock’s head on purpose. At his request. He is bald or almost bald for several episodes. 
• Someone mocks Sherlock and Joan asks the man “what’s the hardest you’ve ever been hit?”
• Joan threatens to stab Sherlock in the thigh with a push-pin if he doesn’t pay attention to a meeting (she has the push pin the whole scene in her hand)
• Sherlock and Joan take down an entire drug gang in like a weekend.
• Sherlock goads Gregson into marrying his girlfriend for insurance.
• They keep roosters for like four episodes because Sherlock is trying to teach them to get along
• Lestrade takes a helicopter to go down the block
• “I’m Gay” “I am not” “No that’s my name. But I am actually gay, so it saves time.” “How efficient.” 
• Sherlock becomes friends with a serial killer
• Sherlock and Joan need help with a case so they go visit a detective in stolen antiquities who demands their help with a SEPERATE case that Sherlock solves in ten seconds
• “Tell me you didn’t start that fire” “I didn’t start that fire” 
• Sherlock’s solution to dealing with annoying neighbors is to start sculpting bushes with a chainsaw
• In order to stop Marcus from assaulting someone, Sherlock assaults them first
• Joan gets attacked by a serial killer and when Sherlock looks at her with big puppy eyes of apology she tells him that she’ll break his rib if he apologizes
• One of Marcus’ professors refuses to teach Marcus because of a grudge they hold against Sherlock
• “I’ve been robbed. How offensive.”
• A LOT of people Joan knew get murdered (this is weird now that I’m thinking about it, I can think of at least three people)
• Mycroft and Joan dated
• “Her first hidden body, you must be so proud.” “You’re jesting, but I am.” 
• “You don’t know I play the violin?” “Until last week I didn’t know you ate food.” 
• Sherlock gets into a disagreement with his father and his solution to dealing with his frustration is to squeeze an entire honey jar down the drain 
• Joan publishes a book detailing Sherlock’s life SOLEY for revenge after Reichenbach 
• No one can understand Sherlock’s texting except for Joan, who used the fact he WASN’T talking like a teenager to realize he’d been kidnapped 
• “It’s the orange high lighter, it always brings bad luck.”
• Joan dyes her hair blonde to deal with a personal crises 
• Joan and Sherlock lie under oath about breaking into people’s houses because they “heard puppies and babies under distress”
• “Holmes and Watson are tracking down some sort of Holmes and Watson thing.”
• Joan’s adoption lawyer lies about failing to notify her of meetings and Sherlock gets a king involved
• Joan meets her sister because her sister runs an illegal poker game
• Clyde. Just. Clyde
• Joan’s mother tells her that she thinks Joan’s brother is having an affair and when Joan vents her frustration about this, Sherlock tells her she can (and should) cut off her family
• The first half of season three is basically Joan and Sherlock mentoring/parenting Kitty 
• Sherlock was SO CONFIDENT that his father wouldn’t show up to the meeting that he hired an actor to stand-in for his father (and he was right)
• A consistent running gag of the series is Sherlock waking up Joan in new and strange ways
• “Uncle Detective” “My child is not calling you detective.” 
• “What does the moon landing have to do with someone trying to kill your father?” “Nothing. Or everything.” 

“If a society puts half its children into short skirts and warns them not to move in ways that reveal their panties, while putting the other half into jeans and overalls and encouraging them to climb trees, play ball, and participate in other vigorous outdoor games; if later, during adolescence, the children who have been wearing trousers are urged to “eat like growing boys,” while the children in skirts are warned to watch their weight and not get fat; if the half in jeans runs around in sneakers or boots, while the half in skirts totters about on spike heels, then these two groups of people will be biologically as well as socially different. Their muscles will be different, as will their reflexes, posture, arms, legs and feet, hand-eye coordination, and so on. Similarly, people who spend eight hours a day in an office working at a typewriter or a visual display terminal will be biologically different from those who work on construction jobs. There is no way to sort the biological and social components that produce these differences. We cannot sort nature from nurture when we confront group differences in societies in which people from different races, classes, and sexes do not have equal access to resources and power, and therefore live in different environments. Sex-typed generalizations, such as that men are heavier, taller, or stronger than women, obscure the diversity among women and among men and the extensive overlaps between them… Most women and men fall within the same range of heights, weights, and strengths, three variables that depend a great deal on how we have grown up and live. We all know that first-generation Americans, on average, are taller than their immigrant parents and that men who do physical labor, on average, are stronger than male college professors. But we forget to look for the obvious reasons for differences when confronted with assertions like ‘Men are stronger than women.’ We should be asking: ‘Which men?’ and ‘What do they do?’ There may be biologically based average differences between women and men, but these are interwoven with a host of social differences from which we cannot disentangle them.”