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“I wish I could be that lazy.”

Wedding Day (Oct 31)

(Hey! Me and @ask-villain-number-1 mun have been busy so we finally got around to posting their wedding which was on Halloween!! Robbie is of course, @ask-villain-number-1 mun, Milford, and also wrote one part for Sportacus. Thank you to them!! :3 )

Robbie stared in front of himself as he walked down the aisle, his arm hooked with his mothers and his bouquet in hand.

He stared at his past, his present and his future.

And it made him nervous.

He looked at each side of him and found the children of Lazytown, the hardly ever seen citizens, and his mother’s girlfriend, and he couldn’t help but wonder what they were thinking with all of their eyes on him – or on tissues, because there were quite a few tears.

Before he knew it his mother had let go of his arm and cast him out to the wolves.

Or an elf, rather.

He stepped onto the altar and sheepishly smiled at Sportacus while he messed with his dress out of nerves. This was the first time Sportacus had seen him in his dress. He whispered as the mayor went on and read … Whatever was in his hands.

“Hi.”

Sportacus had been staring at him with the biggest smile. “Hi, Robbie! You look amazing!” Sportacus stood on his tiptoes. “I can’t believe our day is finally here…”

Robbie smiled and blushed, “Thank you. You look very handsome yourself.”

“I’m no where near being as handsome as you though, Robbie.”

“Yes you are, don’t put yourself down so bring me up, sportacute.”

“I’m only telling you the truth, Robbie.”

He giggled, “I’m telling the truth too!”

He noticed the room was dead quiet, and everyone was staring at him again.

…

“OH! I do!”

Sportacus began laughing. “I don’t think that’s the response-”

Robbie blushed and scowled, pulling a peice of paper out of his chest area and unfolded it.

“You are my cake, because you’re the one thing I cant live without. You are my lair because you feel like home. You are the kids, because even though I love you I can’t stand you sometimes.” He paused to giggle.

“And you are my love, because life was dull before I had you.”

Sportacus blushed at the vows and smiled up at Robbie before taking out his own.

“Robbie, when we were kids I had a crush on you, that I didn’t know what what to do with. Now, I have an even bigger crush on you, but I do know what to do with it.”

He laughed at himself, “When I saw you here in town the first day I came here, I was so overjoyed to see you again, and I feel the same joy when I see you every day.

When I wake up in the morning and go do my daily warmups, I feel just as exhilarating as when I’m with you.

Falling for you is like when I jump out o my airship, because I fall for you every day.”

He tucked the paper back into his suit and smiled at Robbie with teary but loving eyes.

Robbie gently wiped his eyes so he wouldn’t ruin his relatively expensive makeup.

He whispered to Sportacus, “That was beautiful.”

“Not as beautiful as you.” Sportacus whispered back as he wipes his tears away as well.

Milford piped up and turned to Sportacus.

“Do you, Sportacus Ten, take Robbie Rotten as your lawfully wedded husband, to have and to hold, from this day forward, for better, for worse, for richer, for poorer, in sickness and in health, until death do you part?”

“I do!” Sportacus cheered as he squeezed Robbie’s hands.

“And do you, Robbie Rotten, take Sportacus Ten as your lawfully wedded husband, to have and to hold, from this day forward, for better, for worse, for richer, for poorer, in sickness and in health, until death do you part?”

Robbie smiled and squeezed Sportacus’ hand back, “I do!”

Sportacus looked at Milford and then back at Robbie. He was waiting for what Milford was going to say next.

“I now pronounce you… Uh, husband and husband! You may now kiss the bride, I-I mean broom- I MEAN GROOM. You may now kiss the groom.”

Robbie practically jumped into Sportacus’ arms and planted a kiss onto his lips.

Sportacus happily kissed him back. He also picked up Robbie and held him bridal style. “I love you!” Sportacus said, giggling. “Wow, I never imagined getting married to the ’‘bad guy”. Well, you aren’t so bad after all.“ He teased.

Robbie smiled at him, "You’re not so bad yourself Sportahusband.”

He gave him a kiss on the cheek, “I love you too.”

Sportacus gently set Robbie down. “So, now…?”

Robbie looked around at everyone standing up clapping, “Oh yeah, we’re suppose to leave.”

“Well… Where are we to go? Your lair?”

“Yeah probably.”

He grabbed Sportacus'  hand and began walking back down the aisle, while smiling at everyone they passed.

He nudged him playfully, “Why, are you anxious for the honeymoon?”

Sportacus shrugs. “I just want to spend some time with you right now. I just want to hold you close. I want to relax, for once in my life.” He giggles. “Now that I know that I will have you by my side forever, I have no worries.”

Robbie nodded thoughtfully as they walked out of the town hall. “Sounds good to me.”

“I don’t want my family to come to the wedding. It’s fine. If anything, all the citizens in Lazytown are more like a family to me anyway. So, it’s fine.”

“That’s fair.. I mean the kids are pretty much like our kids and Miss Busybody is like our mom and sister and Milford is like our uncle. ... Sorta.”

He turned his head to look at Sportacus and smiled, “It’s gonna be weird calling you my husband.”