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• “Who was that?”
• “I don’t like the way he/she/they look/s at you.”
• “How could I make you jealous? I melt whenever you say my name.”
• “Hi! I’m ___’s girlfriend/boyfriend/partner/etc. Ever heard of me?”
• “So what if I’m jealous?”
• “You are spending WAY too much time with that guy/girl/person.”
• “How come you never do that with me?”
• “Hey. You’re mine.” / “Don’t worry. I’m yours.”
• “I’m going to kick his/her/their ass! No one can touch you like that except for me.”
• “I heard you and ___ had lunch.”
• “Are you jealous?~”
• “Can I just give you another hickey?” / “Did you really have to give me so many hickeys?”
• “I can’t have these people all over you.”
• “Oh, come on. Don’t worry about him/her/them, we’re just friends.”
• “Don’t you trust me?” / “You’re not the one I don’t trust…”
• “I know that you love me, but your jealousy is getting out of hand.”
• “You don’t own me…except when you make that face.”
• “I don’t remember our hello kiss being a hello makeout. Are you threatened by my friend?”
• “Who are you texting? I thought I just saw a heart emoji.”
• “Why is your ass so amazing? Everyone is staring at it and I hate it.”
• “Hey, pal. His/her/their eyes are up there.”
• “I don’t know what that was about, but I love seeing you all riled up.”
• “This is outrageous. I demand more attention.”
• “Oh you and ___ went there? That’s where we went on our first date.”
• “You’re with ME now.”
• “What is/are he/she/they doing here?”

sentences from the youtube series  ,  buzzfeed unsolved .  primarily taken from season 5′s supernatural investigations .

• “ it doesn’t matter because you’re dead ”
• “ it’s not impressive  ,  no one’s impressed ”
• “ the spot of your death is now a lovely gift shop ”
• “ as god as my witness  ,  he snapped him in half ”
• “ i seriously want you to throw something right at my face ”
• “ you can live in the cave ”
• “ i’m a big fan of your name ”
• “ the fact that you steal  ,  that’s really funny to me ”
• “ that’s the greatest thing to steal  :  a man’s joy ”
• “ because i’m a masochist ”
• “ i’m going to regret this ”
• “ i’ve lost the ability to feel ”
• “ they’re gonna fucking murder you ”
• “ the way you shushed me was quite rude ”
• “ cowards  ,  all of you ”
• “ i’m strange and off putting ”
• “ i should not feel confident in the face of any man ”
• “ here you are  ,  smiling in the face of the devil ”
• “ i hate bats ”
• “ bats sometimes carry rabies and that’s a thing i’m afraid of ”
• “ not today devil birds  ,  not today ”
• “ i think i’m blacking out right now ”
• “ i don’t think i’m going to remember this moment ”
• “ i think i’m gonna cry ”
• “ i keep forgetting there’s ghosts in here ”
• “ if you know me and my debilitating fear of bears  ,  this is my worst nightmare ”
• “ i’m standing on an altar alone ”
• “ maybe you’ll wake up in the middle of the night and eat your cat ”
• “ i’m so glad that’s over let’s go eat taco bell ”
• “ were you making horse noises ? ”
• “ in case any of you needed a reminder this place is a twisting nightmare ”
• “ there’s a good chance i’m gonna fart in here ”
• “ well this is horrifying ”
• “ let’s do each other a favor and not show ourselves to each other ”
• “ if you could do me a big solid and not do anything that would be sublime ”
• “ this is just as horrifying as i thought it would be ”
• “ you talk to hide from the silence ”
• “ do i look like the kind of man who could give advice ? ”
• “ several bad choices have lead me to this moment ”
• “ let’s play look at the ceiling tiles !  1 , 2 , 3 , 4 … ”
• “ i just wanna know if you think they have belly buttons ”
• “ i did meet some of the most insufferable people but they also met me ”
• “ if it sounds like a duck and walks like a duck ”

[text]: What the hell are you saying? [text]: Does that mean you aren’t coming back? [text]: Oops, I brought spandex instead of leather.  [text]: Come on if you’re coming.  [text]: Are we going to do this or what? [text]: Tell me now..so how often have you had sex dreams about me? [text]: Don’t get too comfortable. [text]: S.O.S. [text]: Do you have to text me at three in the morning? [text]: Shouldn’t you be sleeping? [text]: Is that you’re way of saying you miss me? [text]: Is there something I should know? [text]: Party. My house. Tonight. Bring Alcohol. [text]: Is that suppose to be a threat? [text]: Haha, no. I’m not giving it back. [text]: Time for someone to go grocery shopping. [text]: I’m not going with you to see that. [text]: EMERGENCY: BRING ICE CREAM [text]: Send me another picture like that and see what happens. [text]: Is teasing me the only purpose of this conversation? [text]: Soo..does that mean you feel the same way? [text]: Just admit it..you missed me. [text]: I was hoping you would go with me. [text]: You’re dead meat. [text]: How do you feel about a threesome?  [text]: Maybe I just feel like spending my night with you. [text]: We are not going there.