Tuppence and Ariadne

All star captains, co captains, and celebrity guests

NHL Marketing: this is what the children like, right?

Just. Thank God this man can hockey.

second line giggles

nyr@dal 11.20.23

THE HIMBO LINE.

taste good, tyler?

dal@stl 12.16.23

I love him, your honor.

What Is Happening

bergy being incredible, from 2016:

Saint Patrice 😇

Flyers vs Leafs | 11.02.22

this tiktok is a work of art

and from part three. she continues to be right

Bring this correctness back for Barbie opening weekend.

brady tkachuk's wedding is so fucking funny and it hasnt even happened yet. matthew is the best man and mark stone is a groomsman. those two just finished competing for the stanley cup, and they're probably gonna end up wearing matching suits and smiling for pictures together because they are brother and honourary-brother respectively to captain dweebus (brady). matthew might be in a half-body cast. there will be a bachelor party. there is a non-zero chance brady ends up shirtless and tending bar at his own reception. claude giroux might be there. most anticipated event of the summer and it's not even close

happy pride, hockey fans

A decade on, a team change, the rise of socially conscious Seggy, and an engagement, and this man will still have this tweet following him until he dies. Please never tell me how this actually happened. It has to live on as a mystery now.

this reddit comment will bridge the gap and explain the significance of the toronto maple leafs series one victory tonight for several of my followers

It's me, hi, I'm the problem, it's me 💀

Lmaooooo

“and the fans are throwing celebratory rats on the ice” god I love hockey

it’s confirmed that hank green (kraken fan) does still have beef with matthew tkachuk

hank green just announced he has fucking cancer and then tweeted this?????

what the fuck did matthew tkachuk DO TO HIM

HANK OMG 

chucky's that guy 🐀 | CAR@FLA | Game 4 - Round 3 | 24 may 2023

bonus: bob & the boys on the bench

Hockey has so many *feelings*. Anyway go Cats except fuck the Staal brothers.