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Anyone is welcome to join in the fun, regardless of your beliefs, politics, orientation, etc. Just be kind and focus on fandom enjoyment! :)
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nattikay

help, I tried to click "not interested in this post" but accidentally hit the "follow post" right below it cuz I was on mobile, how do I unfollow it

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acidgirl

i don’t really care for lord of the rings all that much but bombadil civil war still makes me lose my mind

BOMBADIL 2: CIVIL WAR

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I got hit hard by the trollshunter brainrot in history class. And, with no access to my pc tablet I had to return to every artist canon event: da school notebooks.

I had a blast drawing one of my favorite concepts: ARRGGH excitement over Jim's half-troll form! I mean, ARGGH already adored Jim as a human, but now that Jim's technically a troll, he can finally introduce him to the joys of sock-eating, radioactive waste snacks, and some good old roughhousing.

I don’t know, I wanted to give them more moments of found family. I felt like I was robed of that

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AU where Kanjigar dies nine years earlier and instead of getting picked up by Jim Lake the amulet gets picked up by harried single-mom-trying-to-get-her-kid(s)-to-school Barbara Lake. 

Barbara Lake who has a fulltime job, one mysteriously missing (soon to be ex) husband, and less sleep than a medical student. Barbara Lake who’s just trying to keep seven year old Jim and Toby from accidentally killing themselves when they get left with Mrs. Domzalski. Barbara Lake who has no time for magic or destiny, but who gets stuck with it anyway. Barbara Lake who will fight for her child’s future, but who also swore a Hippocratic oath and is going to do her best to Do No Harm, right up until someone threatens her family. 

Barbara Lake, Trollhunter extraordinaire and local ER doctor, running off of coffee and prayers. It turns out Trollmarket has some excellent babysitters. 

  • Toby and Jim get clued in early and mostly sworn to secrecy, but they’re still way too willing to pick a fight for Jim’s mom. Jim is also a burgeoning master chef, who keeps experimenting with troll cuisine and nearly burning his face off trying to make dinner for everyone. 
  • No one knows why little James is so determined to feed everyone, Barbara’s cooking is wonderful by Troll standards. 
  • Barbara is a brilliant lady with a good grasp of anatomy once she gets her hands on some troll medical books, thanks Vendel! She’s definitely a pragmatist, willing to go for weak points and low blows, but she tries not to do permanent damage. 
  • She and Blinky end up as nerdy BFFs remarkably quick, and he and Arrrgh adopt the kids. 
  • The confrontation with Draal goes down much as in canon, except Draal is even more of a dumb teenager and Barbara is surprisingly sympathetic. She ends up taking him under her wing, and he’s the cool older brother Toby and Jim need. He knows how hard a Trollhunter parent is, and has lots of emotions about the fact that Barbara isn’t pushing her kid aside. 
  • One of the things that does change from canon is that Strickler is principal of the elementary school- probably filling in as a favor to someone on the school board. He’s surprisingly good with kids, even if he does keep quoting classical literature to them. Also, he’s really popular with the PTA parents. 
  • It takes he and Barbara even longer to figure out each other’s identities, and before they do they strike up a friendship over worrying about Jim’s nascent martyr tendencies. Post reveal there are lots of awkward parent-teacher meetings. Strickler has a not-so-tiny nemesis crush. 
  • Jim adores Strickler, who takes him very seriously and treats him like a tiny adult. Barbara doesn’t tell the kids that Strickler is evil at first, to keep them from doing anything rash. It’s a legitimate concern, when Jim and Toby figure out they get suspended for trying to jump their principal in the teacher’s parking lot. 
  • Claire is the most popular girl in the second grade, if something of a tomboy at seven. Jim and Toby are in awe of her, but they become friends fast after Strickler encourages them to talk. She’s also Barbara’s favorite patient who has racked up quite the broken bone count over the course of her childhood. She’s still settling into her more controlled grown self, but everyone agrees she’s going to be formidable when she’s older. 
  • Claire’s dad is the head of the PTA, so the Nunezs get involved quickly. Claire sees her little brother get stolen by monsters mid-season and investigates on her own for a while before getting clued in and joining Team Lake. 
  • Draal and Nomura’s relationship is much more current, and definitely had something to do with Kanjigar’s death. Draal has Issues. Barbara, who is all too aware how relationships can go wrong, just wants the kids to be happy. As an adult, she’s also more leery of the anti-changeling prejudice, and keeps trying to win Nomura and Strickler over to the side of good. She probably eventually suceeds. 
  • The Trollmarket is still hesitant to accept a human Trollhunter, but they warm to Barbara in time. She’s a mother, just like Deya the Deliverer once was. Maybe she’ll finish Deya’s work. 
  • Barbara is just trying to save the world, not get fired, keep all three kids now in her care alive, and finish filing her divorce papers. She triple brews her coffee these days. 
  • Her co-workers are really concerned about her because she keeps coming in late with strange injuries. On the other hand, weird accidents in Arcadia Oaks are at an all time high, and they need every hand on deck they can get. 
  • Warrior medic Barbara Lake, out of her armour and ready to start treating collateral injuries immediately. No wonder Strickler is smitten. 
  • Whatever happens to James Lake is eventually relevant and there is so much drama. 
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what if Bular was actually good at math? Like he did mental calculations in his head to know how hard or fast to swing his weapon based on it’s weight and how much power he was able to give? Of where he would land based on his angle and the force he could put into it? What if he’s a massive nerd who uses math for jock reasons?? 

Bular: If my left leg is injured, I can only use x amount of energy on my good foot. That means my trajectory for this surprise attack will be less than before. I’ll need to wait until enemy is closer to me for my plan to work.

Draal: hit hard ball hard 

AU where Bular lives, gets a redemption arc then after the eternal night battle, he becomes a math teacher at Arcadia Oaks High

bular the math teacher is beloved by students bc he never teaches them in a classroom. he takes them outside and has them do activities and work together to solve math problems and equations.

he gives them real world scenarios and somehow explains it in a way to make it really simple, without all the fancy stupid words that humans use. not even two weeks in the kids are turning in work that gets above a C every time.

Mr Janeth looses her position as math teacher and becomes a full-time theatre and art teacher, just like she always wanted. sometimes senior uhl and bular combine classes and have an extra long class, with uhl assigning activities and bular giving math problems.

at the end of the school year, all the kids can now use weapons with deadly efficiency. bular is proud.

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the fact that i'm no longer the same age as the protagonists of novels and films i once connected to is so heartbreaking. there was a time when I looked forward to turning their age. i did. and i also outgrew them. i continue to age, but they don't; never will. the immortality of fiction is beautiful, but cruel.

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Do you have some funny goblin headcannons? Bc I love the green cats (like a pet) they be the skrunkly ajajkekwjwsjjw they are absolute brainrot for me rn

Ettuaurzhdugdr6dgic 😭😭

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Hello, honestly I don't know if my headcanons about the ToA goblins are funny or not but they are as follows;

  1. They're totally capable of speaking trollish and english (and other languages) but simply chose not to out of spite because everyone is so shit to them.
  2. Unionised.
  3. They are the product of what happens when magic meets slimemould, which is how they stay together in A Shape despite not having any bones and basically being muppets filled with upsettingly viscous organic materials.
  4. They reproduce asexually, you know that green gloopy mess they're seen in on the ceilings in the show? That's how they replenish their numbers every day, and why they look like clones of each other, because they essentially are. They hang onto the ceiling, liquefy, glorp around for a bit and divide each cell, regrouping into new bodies when they're done.

Note that little to none of this is canonical to the franchise, just a small group of theories about how they work based on my interpretation of how they're presented.

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isawhisperer

Since it’s Douxie’s birthday today, I offer photos that I have saved from *checks notes* 2020.

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I think that banana bread is a very hobbit-like food. I could imagine Bilbo having a slice with his tea. The thing is I cannot for the life of me imagine a fucking banana in Middle-Earth. They don’t belong there. Solution: banana bread just spawns in the Shire and no one fucking knows where it comes from

Bananas are the physical manifestation of Tom Bombadil’s laughter. He didn’t need them tho so he threw them like a fast ball and they landed on Farmer Maggot’s lot. It worked out from there.

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