1 black eye, 2 kisses

Bitch........ I fell asleep at 11pm and woke up at 8:50 and then had to have a ten minute nap from 10-10:10 because I was falling asleep into my coffee. IM STILL NOT AWAKE...... turns out going thru family illness stress and primarily dealing with it by going out all weekend DESTROYS UR BODY....learn from me........

I have not merely levelled up as a teacher but actually become the final teacher boss itself .. (Have stopped sending any kids to the principals office and have now appointed myself as the ultimate authority in class so the only consequence students will receive for their behaviour is a painful and vulnerable talk with me about what would help them lol)

I was out all day today, we went to see Furiosa (very mid compared to Fury Road) then me and my friend went up to town and had beef noodles and beers and then we went to ktv and sang abba and then went to a speakeasy but they said you had to buy a minimum of 3 drinks which is INSANE and a scam so we walked back and found this gay pub we hadnt known about, it was lovely and the owner was so nice and patient with my friend who was literally blasted after the 2 beers we drank all night. It was good overall but I think I've simply been too sleep deprived this week, Im exhausted and keep dwelling compulsively on negative moments and mild embarrassing interactions where i fucked up my chinese or whatever... I need for nobody to speak to me for the whole of tomorrow ideally . Happy Saturday ....

I might be spending my few savings that would let me buy a flight home to the uk on a private Mandarin course. What do we think about that lads..........