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So that’s time-and-a-half at least, right?

On the upside, now you have plenty of blackmail material. And you know his physical weakness for when the pain and humiliation of today ultimately turns him into a super villain.

This is serious, Hunthollomew. I was on my way to get a milkshake when I was called in. There were going to be sprinkles. And extra whip. Now I have nothing.

This is a whole damn mess.

claringtoned

Hey. If you're going to formal-name me, at least do it the right way. It's Huntamillion. Huntamillion Huntollowmew. Jr. Honestly. It's like you don't know me at all.

That's.. really terrible. Sprinkles, too? Damn. Make sure that man knows just how much his idiocy is costing you. And also be sure he's aware that a whole bunch of nerds in the 10th floor breakroom of IBM are getting a kick out of his sexual misadventures right now.

I hope you're not bound by HIPAA.

#dahs talk

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quinniefabs

My job duties should not include ‘midday calls from clients when routine sex play goes wrong.’ I don’t know why I’m his emergency contact or why he didn’t realize he’s allergic to body paint, but here I sit in the emergency room on my damn day off, with a manchild covered in neon glow paint and a serious rash.

Fantastic.

claringtoned

So that's time-and-a-half at least, right?

On the upside, now you have plenty of blackmail material. And you know his physical weakness for when the pain and humiliation of today ultimately turns him into a super villain.

#dash talk

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locsofpoetry

My father used to say, “Don’t raise your voice. Improve your argument.

Archbishop Desmond Tutu (via locsofpoetry)

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