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Mathieu(Matt) Jean Williams-Bonnefoy || he/him || multiship multiverse || occasional nsfw || non selective || indie 2p Canada rp blog
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* ∘ ∙ — misc sentence starters (pt 2)

  • “give me a fucking break.”
  • “you’re the bees’ knees”
  • “i don’t need sex—the government fucks me over every day”
  • “confusing reality with dreams and having false memories is kinda my thing”
  • “kinda want a milkshake, kinda wanna fade away”
  • “what a motherfucker. what a tool.”
  • “who thinks they can find me & win?”
  • “eat my ass, spirits”
  • “i want to punch god in the face”
  • “rise & grind baby let’s eat today’s ass”
  • “i-is this allowed?”
  • “my objective in life is to dethrone god & destroy capitalism”
  • “excuse me but what the fuck?”
  • “this is so sad alexa play despacito”
  • “yeah, i like ass. After School Snacks”
  • “do i look like i know what a jpeg is”
  • “whom talking about vore?”
  • “words can’t hurt me these shades are gucci”
  • “this ramen is my girlfriend”
  • “all i do is drink water & be stupid”
  • “im a brat??? okay and??? i know??? next argument???”
  • “i’m just gradually becoming a disaster”
  • “check yourself before you shrek yourself”
  • “i don’t have to be drunk or high to make bad life descisions”
  • “aw hell yeah”
  • “don’t try it, demon”
  • “the dangers of being too cool: an autobiography”
  • “man, i can’t go in there. i’ve got all that stuff”
  • “whoever stole my cactus you’re a piece of shit”
  • “young, dumb & full of existential dread”
  • “why is being alive so expensive. i’m not even having a good time”
  • “oh yeah? i’ve got five words for you. please be nice to me”
  • “i was late cause i followed this one dog three blocks in the wrong direction”
  • “hate your job? try astral projection”
  • “alexa play africa by toto”
  • “all i can make is cold cereal & maybe toast.”
  • “i never know what’s going on & i believe it’s very sexy of me to be like that”
  • “i am very small & i have no money. so you can imagine the kind of stress that i’m under.”
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gxeenlanding

Ehh , I’m just the personification of a big ass freezing island . Nothing too special about being cold and dead inside most of the time .  -Aaron Binna himself. (2018) 

| APH Greenland OC blog , indie , 3+ years of experience , written by Kai , started in 2016 , read rules and abt before inquiring . | 

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“So, he got me a teddy bear, but we fought and he tore off it’s head... so yes, it’s safe to say I don’t have a valentine this year”

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“Oh… I’m sorry that happened…” Matt rubbed the back of his neck, looking like he felt for him. “Um… I mean… I don’t have one either, but I’m sure that doesn’t make you feel any better…”

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agrcdolce

He climbed into the truck again and buckled up, pulling his jacket closer around himself. “let’s get this party started…”

He grinned and climbed in as well, starting the truck to drive off.

lovino and him walked in happily to the ihop, where the rest of everyone is already sitting

Antoine and a small group of the other guys on the team were already there at a table. He waved them over with a bright smile.

Lovino walked over with matt, taking a seat towards the middle of the table. “hey guys”

“Hey! You’re right on time!” Antoine smiled brightly, tongue scrunching up.

“like always.” he chuckled and opened a menu, looking for something appetising to him. he ordered a coffee when the waitress came over for their drink orders.

Matt ordered himself a coke once everyone else had gotten their drinks ordered.

Lovino noticed he was the only nonhockey player there, but didn’t carw much. he never really got to know the guys’ significant others.

Honestly, it was mostly the guys who didn’t have significant others that were there- other than the captain but his fiancée was around a lot.

lovino sipped the water at the table while he waited for their food. He subconsciously scooted his chair closer to matt

Matt smiled lightly at Lovino and laughed at something one of the guys said.

Lovino rolled his eyes at the guys and their bad jokes.

At least they all were nice, even if they had awful puns and jokes.

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Everything seemed so distant.

The people were drunk and being sloppy about their dancing while a mesh of music and voices echoed around the area. It annoyed the female as she as she sat in the corner of a round table that kept her hidden from other’s. Long silk curtains of burgundy covered the tables, the walls and even split certain parts of the room.

She was hear get some peace and maybe a little drunk, but this was not what she was expecting. Arthricia decided that a bar wasn’t for her and decided that going to a near by coffee shop would be more suitable. She got up to leave and bumped into some drunk woman that had ecstasy plastered all over. Arthricia growled in annoyance and pushed the woman off her and made her way to the door. Her boots clicked onto the pavement of the street and she headed a few blocks down to a shop that was open 24/7.

It was so quiet that night. Normally there would be at least one or two customers in his father’s little cafe/bakery, but not that night. He was practically falling asleep on his feet at the register- even if he was used to working the night shift like this.

Matt was leaned over the counter, eyes shut lightly until he heard the door of the shop open. He jumped back awake properly, putting a pleasant expression on his face.

“Hello, hiw can I serve you tonight, mademoiselle?”

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Arthricia couldn’t help but give a small smile at the young man as she looked up at the colorful menu. Everything smelt so wonderful that she could just sleep here for days.

“ Ah, yes, I would like a cup of coffee with hazelnut creamer and a cinnamon roll.”

She figured since that she was going to pull an all night she might as well indulge in sugary goodness. Arthricia knew the clubs would be closing at five in the morning and that people would flood in. She had a good three hours before anyone came in drunk to start something. She looked around, taking a seat that was in the corner where there was a small bookcase of books and began to focus on them till her order was ready.

“Coming right up.”

He smiled and turned to make her coffee for her, getting one of the fresh cinnamon rolls on a small plate. Matt brought them over to her and set them on the table before her.

“Taking a break from dancing, I presume?”

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“So, he got me a teddy bear, but we fought and he tore off it’s head... so yes, it’s safe to say I don’t have a valentine this year”

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“Oh… I’m sorry that happened…” Matt rubbed the back of his neck, looking like he felt for him. “Um… I mean… I don’t have one either, but I’m sure that doesn’t make you feel any better…”

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agrcdolce

He climbed into the truck again and buckled up, pulling his jacket closer around himself. “let’s get this party started…”

He grinned and climbed in as well, starting the truck to drive off.

lovino and him walked in happily to the ihop, where the rest of everyone is already sitting

Antoine and a small group of the other guys on the team were already there at a table. He waved them over with a bright smile.

Lovino walked over with matt, taking a seat towards the middle of the table. “hey guys”

“Hey! You’re right on time!” Antoine smiled brightly, tongue scrunching up.

“like always.” he chuckled and opened a menu, looking for something appetising to him. he ordered a coffee when the waitress came over for their drink orders.

Matt ordered himself a coke once everyone else had gotten their drinks ordered.

Lovino noticed he was the only nonhockey player there, but didn’t carw much. he never really got to know the guys’ significant others.

Honestly, it was mostly the guys who didn’t have significant others that were there- other than the captain but his fiancée was around a lot.

lovino sipped the water at the table while he waited for their food. He subconsciously scooted his chair closer to matt

Matt smiled lightly at Lovino and laughed at something one of the guys said.

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Anonymous asked:

Fairy x werewolf au? -rp-monika-beilschmidt

Matt, in wolf form, loped over to Monika and sat down, chin resting on his fairy’s knee as his tail wagged. He was totally giving her puppy dog eyes; he wanted to go on a run and knew she’d want to be with him because the wolf sometimes got carried away.

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He signed softly and laid his head on his big paws. “Okay…”

She pressed kisses all over his face and hugged him closer. “I love you so so much… I just want you to be happy.”

“I love you too… I am happy.”

“Good.” She nuzzled him gently.

He licked her cheek lovingly and nuzzled her.

“I’m so glad you’re mine.”

“And I’m glad you’re mine.”

She hummed. “You know, if you’re really that set on getting me an engagement ring like you said last night, I could drive us to the jeweler and just give you the leaf once we get there.”

“What about my clothing situation..?”

“I’ll bring a change of clothes.”

“Alright.”

“Mhm.” She nuzzled him gently and held him closer.

He nuzzled her back lovingly and licked her cheek.

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Anonymous asked:

10 -rp-monika-beilschmidt

Matt and Monika had decided to go on a hike in the woods behind his house, since it was a very nice day, when there was a bright flash. When the light faded away and their vision readjusted, the we’re greeted by the sight of large, fluffy wings protruding from their backs.

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“Please?”

She sighed. “Fine…”

He nodded a bit and got the bottle out of the microwave for Annette. “So go laid back down, okay? I’ve got her.”

“At least come back so I can help, okay?” She turned and walked back to their living room, laying down on the couch.

“Fine fine.”

Monika smiled softly and waited for her husband and daughter.

Matt took the warm bottle from the microwave and started to feed Annette before coming back.

She moved and pulled him down onto the couch with her.

He smiled and kissed her temple. “I love you.”

“I love you more.” She kissed his cheek, then took Annette into her arms when she was finished drinking her milk. Monika burped their daughter gently.

“No way.” He smiled faintly and handed her over, getting back up to put the bottle in the sink to wash.

“Yes way~”

“No way~”

Annette giggled as they kept going back and forth.

Matt laughed softly when he heard her giggle.

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reblogged

“So, he got me a teddy bear, but we fought and he tore off it’s head... so yes, it’s safe to say I don’t have a valentine this year”

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“Oh… I’m sorry that happened…” Matt rubbed the back of his neck, looking like he felt for him. “Um… I mean… I don’t have one either, but I’m sure that doesn’t make you feel any better…”

Avatar
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agrcdolce

He climbed into the truck again and buckled up, pulling his jacket closer around himself. “let’s get this party started…”

He grinned and climbed in as well, starting the truck to drive off.

lovino and him walked in happily to the ihop, where the rest of everyone is already sitting

Antoine and a small group of the other guys on the team were already there at a table. He waved them over with a bright smile.

Lovino walked over with matt, taking a seat towards the middle of the table. “hey guys”

“Hey! You’re right on time!” Antoine smiled brightly, tongue scrunching up.

“like always.” he chuckled and opened a menu, looking for something appetising to him. he ordered a coffee when the waitress came over for their drink orders.

Matt ordered himself a coke once everyone else had gotten their drinks ordered.

Lovino noticed he was the only nonhockey player there, but didn’t carw much. he never really got to know the guys’ significant others.

Honestly, it was mostly the guys who didn’t have significant others that were there- other than the captain but his fiancée was around a lot.

Avatar
reblogged
Image

Everything seemed so distant.

The people were drunk and being sloppy about their dancing while a mesh of music and voices echoed around the area. It annoyed the female as she as she sat in the corner of a round table that kept her hidden from other’s. Long silk curtains of burgundy covered the tables, the walls and even split certain parts of the room.

She was hear get some peace and maybe a little drunk, but this was not what she was expecting. Arthricia decided that a bar wasn’t for her and decided that going to a near by coffee shop would be more suitable. She got up to leave and bumped into some drunk woman that had ecstasy plastered all over. Arthricia growled in annoyance and pushed the woman off her and made her way to the door. Her boots clicked onto the pavement of the street and she headed a few blocks down to a shop that was open 24/7.

It was so quiet that night. Normally there would be at least one or two customers in his father’s little cafe/bakery, but not that night. He was practically falling asleep on his feet at the register- even if he was used to working the night shift like this.

Matt was leaned over the counter, eyes shut lightly until he heard the door of the shop open. He jumped back awake properly, putting a pleasant expression on his face.

“Hello, hiw can I serve you tonight, mademoiselle?”

Avatar
reblogged

“So, he got me a teddy bear, but we fought and he tore off it’s head... so yes, it’s safe to say I don’t have a valentine this year”

Avatar

“Oh… I’m sorry that happened…” Matt rubbed the back of his neck, looking like he felt for him. “Um… I mean… I don’t have one either, but I’m sure that doesn’t make you feel any better…”

Avatar
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agrcdolce

He climbed into the truck again and buckled up, pulling his jacket closer around himself. “let’s get this party started…”

He grinned and climbed in as well, starting the truck to drive off.

lovino and him walked in happily to the ihop, where the rest of everyone is already sitting

Antoine and a small group of the other guys on the team were already there at a table. He waved them over with a bright smile.

Lovino walked over with matt, taking a seat towards the middle of the table. “hey guys”

“Hey! You’re right on time!” Antoine smiled brightly, tongue scrunching up.

“like always.” he chuckled and opened a menu, looking for something appetising to him. he ordered a coffee when the waitress came over for their drink orders.

Matt ordered himself a coke once everyone else had gotten their drinks ordered.

Avatar
reblogged

“So, he got me a teddy bear, but we fought and he tore off it’s head... so yes, it’s safe to say I don’t have a valentine this year”

Avatar

“Oh… I’m sorry that happened…” Matt rubbed the back of his neck, looking like he felt for him. “Um… I mean… I don’t have one either, but I’m sure that doesn’t make you feel any better…”

Avatar
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agrcdolce

He climbed into the truck again and buckled up, pulling his jacket closer around himself. “let’s get this party started…”

He grinned and climbed in as well, starting the truck to drive off.

lovino and him walked in happily to the ihop, where the rest of everyone is already sitting

Antoine and a small group of the other guys on the team were already there at a table. He waved them over with a bright smile.

Lovino walked over with matt, taking a seat towards the middle of the table. “hey guys”

“Hey! You’re right on time!” Antoine smiled brightly, tongue scrunching up.

Avatar
reblogged
Anonymous asked:

Fairy x werewolf au? -rp-monika-beilschmidt

Matt, in wolf form, loped over to Monika and sat down, chin resting on his fairy’s knee as his tail wagged. He was totally giving her puppy dog eyes; he wanted to go on a run and knew she’d want to be with him because the wolf sometimes got carried away.

Avatar

He signed softly and laid his head on his big paws. “Okay…”

She pressed kisses all over his face and hugged him closer. “I love you so so much… I just want you to be happy.”

“I love you too… I am happy.”

“Good.” She nuzzled him gently.

He licked her cheek lovingly and nuzzled her.

“I’m so glad you’re mine.”

“And I’m glad you’re mine.”

She hummed. “You know, if you’re really that set on getting me an engagement ring like you said last night, I could drive us to the jeweler and just give you the leaf once we get there.”

“What about my clothing situation..?”

“I’ll bring a change of clothes.”

“Alright.”

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reblogged
Anonymous asked:

10 -rp-monika-beilschmidt

Matt and Monika had decided to go on a hike in the woods behind his house, since it was a very nice day, when there was a bright flash. When the light faded away and their vision readjusted, the we’re greeted by the sight of large, fluffy wings protruding from their backs.

Avatar

“Please?”

She sighed. “Fine…”

He nodded a bit and got the bottle out of the microwave for Annette. “So go laid back down, okay? I’ve got her.”

“At least come back so I can help, okay?” She turned and walked back to their living room, laying down on the couch.

“Fine fine.”

Monika smiled softly and waited for her husband and daughter.

Matt took the warm bottle from the microwave and started to feed Annette before coming back.

She moved and pulled him down onto the couch with her.

He smiled and kissed her temple. “I love you.”

“I love you more.” She kissed his cheek, then took Annette into her arms when she was finished drinking her milk. Monika burped their daughter gently.

“No way.” He smiled faintly and handed her over, getting back up to put the bottle in the sink to wash.

“Yes way~”

“No way~”

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reblogged

“So, he got me a teddy bear, but we fought and he tore off it’s head... so yes, it’s safe to say I don’t have a valentine this year”

Avatar

“Oh… I’m sorry that happened…” Matt rubbed the back of his neck, looking like he felt for him. “Um… I mean… I don’t have one either, but I’m sure that doesn’t make you feel any better…”

Avatar
Avatar
agrcdolce

He climbed into the truck again and buckled up, pulling his jacket closer around himself. “let’s get this party started…”

He grinned and climbed in as well, starting the truck to drive off.

lovino and him walked in happily to the ihop, where the rest of everyone is already sitting

Antoine and a small group of the other guys on the team were already there at a table. He waved them over with a bright smile.

Avatar
reblogged
Anonymous asked:

Fairy x werewolf au? -rp-monika-beilschmidt

Matt, in wolf form, loped over to Monika and sat down, chin resting on his fairy’s knee as his tail wagged. He was totally giving her puppy dog eyes; he wanted to go on a run and knew she’d want to be with him because the wolf sometimes got carried away.

Avatar

He signed softly and laid his head on his big paws. “Okay…”

She pressed kisses all over his face and hugged him closer. “I love you so so much… I just want you to be happy.”

“I love you too… I am happy.”

“Good.” She nuzzled him gently.

He licked her cheek lovingly and nuzzled her.

“I’m so glad you’re mine.”

“And I’m glad you’re mine.”

She hummed. “You know, if you’re really that set on getting me an engagement ring like you said last night, I could drive us to the jeweler and just give you the leaf once we get there.”

“What about my clothing situation..?”

Avatar
reblogged
Anonymous asked:

10 -rp-monika-beilschmidt

Matt and Monika had decided to go on a hike in the woods behind his house, since it was a very nice day, when there was a bright flash. When the light faded away and their vision readjusted, the we’re greeted by the sight of large, fluffy wings protruding from their backs.

Avatar

“Please?”

She sighed. “Fine…”

He nodded a bit and got the bottle out of the microwave for Annette. “So go laid back down, okay? I’ve got her.”

“At least come back so I can help, okay?” She turned and walked back to their living room, laying down on the couch.

“Fine fine.”

Monika smiled softly and waited for her husband and daughter.

Matt took the warm bottle from the microwave and started to feed Annette before coming back.

She moved and pulled him down onto the couch with her.

He smiled and kissed her temple. “I love you.”

“I love you more.” She kissed his cheek, then took Annette into her arms when she was finished drinking her milk. Monika burped their daughter gently.

“No way.” He smiled faintly and handed her over, getting back up to put the bottle in the sink to wash.

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