🍓Homosexual Extraterrestrial🍓

Cosmic Cthulhu by me (2017) via ImaginaryLeviathans

literally all of these r me. im wikipedia bf

"why are people who do cool things always so weird"

i have a startling truth to keep from you... about the relationship between cool and weird

there is so much fucking happening here

this is entrapment

two equally delightful paths here:

1) a very simple and genuine “i like your shoelaces”, which tells me that you are either a lesbian or a very cool ally

2) “i like your shoelaces” followed by the pronounced grimace of one recalling their past sins, which tells me that you were a 2012 tumblr user. i now hold the power in this conversation and you are at my mercy.

if you know about 2012 tumblr how do you hold any power in any conversation

well, stucky fanfic url, the trick is to not let them know that you are also cringe

this is the most poignant burn ive seen all year

everyone lost

#tumblr is an ecosystem you kill one trophic level and everyone starts dying

(via @binguscore)

losers gonna pick on losers forever ^-^

Tumblr has the best PvP of any social media

honestly it’s what he deserves. paul rudd my beloved

Brown Listerine (or the identical off-brand) is now a standard part of my theater kit. Using it pre- and post-kiss scenes really separates stage from reality.

Also shoutout to he Listerine tabs and chewables. Same usage.

oh just a drunk chris evans at the age of ultron prem to brighten up your day

drunk chris evan sounds and acts like charlie day in always sunny

I went into this video skeptical but y’all right

There’s so much to unpack here:

What does one call a pack of Beekers? A cabinet? A lab?

reposting this from twitter bc it's making me lose my mind