catch  me  really  wanting  to  come  back  because  i  really  miss  it    !

this meme is a compilation of the things that des has said while we’ve been on sky.pe calls. various sentences are from des playing min.ecra.ft, being extremely tired, or just being generally silly !!! please enjoy !!! 

• “ fuck whoever killed me, i hate you. ”
• “ don’t come near me; i’ll hit you with a carrot. ”
• “ it’s almost dark out, i have 14 carrots, i’m all good. ”
• “ woah, pig! why do you love me?!? GO AWAY!!! ”
• “ there is literally no one I would go to the end of the world for. ”
• “ i should be the next dr. suess. ”
• “ i still have my mac n’ cheese … OH SHIT!!! DIE!!! GO AWAY!!! … yeah, I still have my mac n’ cheese. ”
• “ when a creeper’s after you, but you still gotta tend your garden. ”
• “ i’m wrapped up in like 4 blankets. i’m a human sushi roll. but i would not like to be dipped in soy sauce & eaten. no thank you. (simon cowell voice) that’s a no from me. ”
• “ for a second i forgot his name and almost put mean british guy but that could also be gordon ramsey. and i didn’t swear enough to be him. ”
• “ i’m crying over pennsylvania food and the x-kit guy. ”
• “ you didn’t tell me you were friends with pippa soo  !!!  WE COULD HAVE GOTTEN HAMILTON TICKETS !!! ”
• “ alright, if my day gets any worse, i’m suing. i don’t know who i’m suing, but i am. ”
• “ it’s like a refund … well, less of a refund. — it’s like a refund! ”
• “ the chickens are mocking my poor life choices! ”
• “ they have a les mis plot!! HOLY FUCK!!! Wait — that’s assassin’s creed – nevermind. ”
• “ i’m just a bread cabinet. ”
• “ i just watched a chicken commit suicide. ”
• “ i have to refill the bacon aaaaAAAAAAAAAAaaaaa ”
• “ i’m dragging you on tumblr, just so you know. ”

let   it   be   known   that   mae   has      long   hair    .        it   reaches   the   middle   of   her   back     &      it’s   usually   left   alone    .        sometimes   she’ll   braid   it   or   put   it   up   in   a   messy   bun   when   she’s   baking   as   finding   hair   in   your   cookies   or   cakes   is      NOT       good    .        she   has   a       strict   hair   care   regimen      that   she   follows   religiously   which   will   be   written   about   later    .        she’s   never   dyed   it   nor   had   it   straightened      /      curled   ,    it’s   naturally   wavy    .

quick   sinday   headcanon      :      she’s   the   worst   person   to   be   in   a   relationship   with    .        she   forgets   dates   ,    anniversaries   ,      &      will   walk   away   from   makeout   sessions   if   she   thinks   of   something    .        like   she’ll   bake   you   things      &      make   you   feel   loved   but   other   than   that   she’s   just        “    what’s   a   relationship    ?    ”        also   this   is   her    .

*switches  language  to  talk  shit  about  you*

she’s that one where it’s like “just earlier today you were crying about snakes” “THe Y dON T HAv e AR mS”