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Ant is so adorable.
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i love the phrase "cruel and unusual." not only is what you're doing mean but it's also quite frankly fucking bizarre
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YOUR BEST FRIEND
Anonymous asked:
*Someone's left a present near you. ... ... ... It's a box of chocolates and other treats..
* -- Oh!! Shucks! * Wow! Everyone's gonna love these! * Thanks a ton, little mystery-gifter!
The prince stands there awkwardly, having given his response to the open air with confidence! Both hoping that the sender was around to hear -- and realizing that he said that aloud in the case that others were around to hear and have no idea why a monster was exclaiming at clouds.
Sloooooowly Asriel steps back into the inside. He'd like Muffet to try some before Angel and Cherry devour them all. Ravenous little creatures that they are.
Anonymous asked:
Are you still around?
* Well... * I think so! * Crushing existentialism aside, dawning dread of every day potentially being our last considered, and not to mention that the more and more quiet things get, the more lonely things feel...
* I get more and more paranoid and nervous every day that my tenure on reality is false and I'll wake up as a flower again! It's terrifying! * But I've got pals and loved ones around me, and... I know they're not going anywhere.
* Thanks for checkin' in, bud. It means a lot. I promise I'm around, just busy as all heck!
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[grabs your shirt] listen. listen to me. the practical is holy. the everyday is sacred. the simple act of surviving is divine. do you get it? sanctity begins at home, in the hands that build and the lives we live and the deaths we die and the worms that eat our bodies. if making something by hand is not worthy of veneration then nothing is.
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the fact these go unused in undertale is a literal fucking crime like if flowey just randomly got sunglasses or made a :3 face during one of his edgy speeches i would burst into tears on the spot
* That buddy talkin’ to y’all...
* I’m getting HEDGE flashbacks, and not in the good way...
Anonymous asked:
Hows the therapy going?
* ...It's going. * Turns out I have a lot of stuff to work through!
* Also turns out that trying to separate the things I did as Asriel, and the things I did under my 'Flowey' persona is called deflecting, and I was making myself feel eternally guilty by not confronting the terrible and awful things I did.
* Because sociopathy induced by not having a soul doesn't lessen the agency that I had when I did those things, it just makes it a lot clearer why I did them.
* It's also sticking a bit more because, uh, the therapy hasn't been reset to zero yet. I'm certainly getting only more and more paranoid as time goes on, though, that I'm going to wake up as a flower again.
* I'm really, really anxious about losing the ability to feel. It also turns out that sleeping with someone beside you is really nice!
What was THE HEDGE?
* A Half-baked idea that I came up with for the hell of it.
* After the things got settled between me, Muffet, and that trashy skeleton, but before Frisk came back.
* I was bored. People were talking about the 'Frisk Army' or the 'Sans Army' or what had you. I felt left out, and realized that the only people who could even try to empathize with me... were 'me.' * Well- Flowey. 'Me' by another name.
* Turns out I wasn't the only one who recognized the worth of having what basically amounted to a Flowey Support Group, and I even made a good deal of friends.
* But not all of us thought the same, some of us thought there was some childish stuff to prove, others brought their friends into the collective, and it all ended up going bottoms-up when SOME kind of ink-based hellscape even I'M not ready to bring up to a therapist happened and nearly killed us all.
* So basically, I, as a creature lacking empathy, sought empathy from other people lacking empathy, and got a few friends out of that shared lack of empathy. But overall, the experiment was...
* Not?? a complete failure? I suppose?
* Did we somehow make a net positive gain from the HEDGE?
* I’ve said it before but.. * Being a GOD is a lot of work!
* ...And, well, going through therapy. * So, while I’m nowhere near as everpresent as I used to be... I’m still here!
* There’s just not a whole lot to report on when it comes to a happy ending; and I’m sure you guys wouldn’t want to hear me bore you all about the state of the Surface...
* But I’m glad that you seem to be doing well!
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*Admittedly, Sometimes I Miss THE HEDGE.
*It was a Great Learning Experience for me, Someone Who had No Idea of Anything, and I Made Some even Greater Pals Outta it.
*I Miss being Around Friends for Such an Extended Amount of Time. In One Big Place.
*But You could Never Make me go Through Something like That Again in Any Form.
* I suddenly felt a disgusting shudder run down my spine.
* Jeez, I don’t think I’d wish all that on my worst enemy... * Or... maybe I would, actually.
* Just to see the fireworks from a safe distance!
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My last post, but I attempted to get better quality. Here goes
Why are these all perfect
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yeeowch! *is torn asunder*