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aero-skipper

Animes in a nutshell

Fullmetal Alchemist: You can’t handle the truth!
Blue Exorcist: Satan’s ironically pure son faces many challenges including discrimination.
Yuri on Ice: Skating gays try to out-gay each other on live television.
Boku no Hero Academia: L.O.V.E.M.U.F.F.I.N. tries and fails to murder a class of high schoolers.
Haikyuu: Short sun child teams up with the milk man, the moon, and a bunch of birds to win volleyball matches.
Attack on Titan: Ba Sing Se if the Fire Nation was into vore.
Kuroko no Basuke: The invisible man and the teletubbies use lightning to own each other in b-ball.
Land of the Lustrous: Characters breaking are an accurate representation of both the characters’ and the audience’s emotional states.
The Disastrous Life of Saiki K.: And not a single fuck was given that day.
Hunter X Hunter: I have a license, it says I can do whatever I want.
One Punch Man: Come at me, bro.
Soul Eater: Everybody scream! Everybody scream! In our town of Halloween...
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Mephisto: Older brother, please, stop. You're doing things wrong.
Lucifer: no.
Shima: Commander, with all due respect, that's just not going to work...
Lucifer: I don't care.
Gedoin: LUCIFER-SAMA, LIGHT OF MY LIFE, YOU CAN HURT YOURSELF DOING THIS. I LOVE YOU!!! I STRONGLY RECOMMEND MY BRIGHTEST STAR TO GIVE UP ON THIS PLAN!
Lucifer: I didn't ask for your opinion.
Homare: Lucifer, for Satan's sake, you're doing shit...
Lucifer: You're right. I'm glad I have such an intelligent lieutenant by my side.
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rizumo-month

I got a bit bored whilst doing prompts and starting making shitpost memes about Yukio.

Am i funny yet????

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jadehansen

hahahahahaha

As funny as this is some teenagers actually did this shit one day. They were bicycling around the neighborhood and got an alert. Looked up, saw a car fitting the description. Mother fucking kids BOOKED it after the car on their bikes like Lance Armstrong on steroids. The kidnapper freaked out and ditched the vehicle and the kids rescued the baby. Best part was the kid they interviewed was wearing a Batman t-shirt and he was like “Well, Sir….This is my neighborhood.”

Not all heroes can fly; sometimes they ride bikes.

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If you absolutely must celebrate a white guy today

why not make it Thorfinn Karlsefni, first European to actually colonize North America as he helped establish a settlement in “Vinland” (today known as Newfoundland), only to eventually conclude that, for all that the land had a great many resources, in order to get them they’d have to be constantly fighting the original inhabitants, and it wasn’t worth the violence. He’s like the anti-Columbus.

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eeezeeteezee

me, starting a fan fiction at 1am that has a great plot and characterization and is just overall a1: :)

me, later at 4am when the story tanks and becomes so cringe that i have to stop reading:

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lunaeregia

everybody on this site is missing a) compassion b) critical thinking skills and c) reading comprehension

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gabberwocky

d) all of the above

it says and

you propose a theorem and then you include proof

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