I don’t have the energy to be bitter

not me I only have energy for bitterness

being bitter energizes me

I don’t have the energy to be bitter: Capricorn, Taurus, Leo, Pisces I only have energy for bitterness: Aries, Sagittarius, Cancer, Gemini Being bitter energizes me: Virgo, Scorpio, Aquarius, Libra

Sweet tooth, the puppet master

“Buy the textbook I wrote” is the university lecturer version of “Buy my mixtape, it’s fire”

Marilyn Monroe photographed by Alfred Eisenstaedt, 1953

i love when pro lifers say shit like “do you wish that you were aborted??” because the answer is yes

American public school things

What is the pacer

The pacer test. Where you sprint back and forth across the gym and whoever lasts the longest without experiencing heart failure or respiratory distress wins.

tiny kitten and tiny owl 

that thump you just heard was the sound of my dead body hitting the floor

o yea the 90s. the 90s were great. fuckin sick. raw as hell. learning how to speak. crying for no reason. shitting in my diaper

And you can thank the person that did it, a person that may be in this room, for the fact that from now on ‒–

Scott Westerfeld, Uglies (via wordsnquotes)

i remember 2015 like it was yesterday.

you can only reblog this today, this will never happen in your life again

I’VE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS FOR AN ENTIRE YEAR!