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AngellieaFox

@angellieafox / angellieafox.tumblr.com

The wacky, crazy, lovely world of an artist/gamer NB with adhd. I redesign Motal kombat characters, if you want to see them,search for "koncept redesign" on this page!
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Every time I see your snow-cone bros interacting, I think of the story my grandmother told about her fucking with her older sister’s (then) boyfriend. She like walked up to him with a salt shaker and with complete seriousness told him that sometimes her sister gets “fits” and the only way to bring her out of it is to let her lick salt out of his hand like a house. He believed it for several years and still carries salt with him (family friend). I can’t decide if that’s love or not.

Anyway I can imagine Kuai doing something similar with Sareena. Poor girl is confused beyond belief.

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Sareena carries the salt shaker with her dutifully until Bi-Han asks her what it's for and the prank is revealed.

Kuai Liang laughs his ass off until Bi-Han tackles him over it

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Bi Han *smacking Hanzo*: that is for dating my brother. 

Bi han *punching Kuai Liang*: that is for dating MY FUCKING KILLER

Kuai Liang: it was just a misunderstanding 

Bi Han: a misunderstanding??? That bitch made me more emo than a hot topic employee in the fucking 2000’s

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rat-facts

listen this isn’t rat related but I’m going off the walls right now this is literally so fucking funny

orange bear puppet: i think tutter’s looking a little tired, don’t you?

tutter (mouse puppet): [panting and screaming]

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sev-wildfang

i love fur, i love leather, i love wool, i love long lasting materials without plastic in them that will decompose and go back into the ecosystem after serving me well for several decades.

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Raiden: (annoyed one day) You will respect me Scorpian.

Hanzo:(openly laughed in his face) oh I will huh?

Hanzo: Let me show you the ancient sign of respect for my people

Hanzo gives him the middle finger

Raiden: You are flipping me off

Hanzo, sarcasm: Am I? I hadn't noticed

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Bihan:(stealing kuais last donut)

Kuai Liang: Did you eat my last treat?

Bihan: nope

Kuai Liang: What's the white powder on your shirt?

Bihan:(panic) CraACK

Kuai Liang, not buying it: Really, you do cocaine? You?

Bi-Han, oddly offended: I could do cocaine!

Kuai Liang: You once made yourself throw up bc Cyrax gave you pain meds

Bi-Han: It was too strong!

Kuai Liang: It was an ibuprofen

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purpledusty

Johnny: i will speak french between your legs

Sonya: damn, that's hot as hell

Stryker, snorting: stop it, i'm imagining someone screaming 'bonjour' to a pussy

Kabal: SACRE BLEAU MADEMOISELLE VAGINA HON HON TITTY CROISSANT

Kuai Liang, wheezing: titty croissants

Hanzo: ...none of you should ever have sex.

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wheelie-sick

I don't understand why pedestrians are so eager to replace wheelchairs in fantasy worlds. no, in Pokemon wheelchair users wouldn't be riding Pokemon everywhere they would be using wheelchairs. wheelchairs are just fine. they don't need magical fantasy replacements

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Johnny: hey, hot stuff, truth or dare

Hanzo, sighing: Must I?

Johnny: Yes

Hanzo: Fine, truth

Johnny: Are you in love with Kuai Liang?

Hanzo, panicking: Dare

Johnny: Go tell Kuai Liang you're in love with him

Hanzo: I don't like this game

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