@danwylds PLEASE tell me what other businesses you think are made up I'm so curious

are men okay?

NO

my husband told me, after many years of being together, that when he was about 7 a teacher used to single him out for being disrespectful at school. Apparently his disrespectful offense was “smirking” too much???? So he got punished for smiling???? And eventually just trained himself to stop smiling so this teacher would leave him alone???? And that’s why he has such a stoic facial expression now and can’t smile for photographs.

I had to.....privately cry after hearing that one

Wow

It’s the only way men are able to discuss their issues because society taught them that they shouldn’t burden people with their issues or that their issues are meaningless or that their issues aren’t actually a thing. Sharing anecdotes with friends is one way of talking about it, because they feel comfortable enough to share. At the same time, they might just not know that the event was traumatic because it’s trauma y’all.

im-

Take this to be your reminder that men experience trauma too and need a safe space to talk about it. Be that safe space for your friends who are men

Elisa Bonaparte, Grand Duchess of Tuscany by Guillaume Guillon-Lethière, 1806

my favorite genres of men:

- my poor little meow meows

- dangly earrings

- hes bi but no one wants him

honorable mention:

- tortured with visions

Honourable-honourable mention:

-turns into a big goth bird monster

Every single odd number has an “e” in it.

LISTEN-

Not all of them. 30 and 50 aren’t spelled with the letter e in it …

father god 

…if you can split a number in half evenly, it’s even. 30 and 50 are odd.

-_-’

(15+15=30

25+25=30)

25+25 = 30? You sure about that??

Lord have mercy….

Bye

3 days into 2018 smh

LMAOOOOOOO

One

Three

Five

Nine

And since everything else after that is a variant of these numbers, then all odds have the letter ‘E’.

🗣YOU FORGOT SEVEN!!

It keeps getting worse.

LMAOOO WHAT IS GOING ON

My head hurts…

This is why that Tumblr University shit was the dumbest idea ever just look at this

who failed yall?

IM SCREAMING

You whole ass forgot about eight - a number with an e and is pretty fucking even

why would 8 be brought up if it’s EVEN in a post about ODDS??????? the post said “every single ODD number has an ‘e’ in it” not “every single number with an ‘e’ is odd” what the fuck

3 days until 2019 and we’re still here

happy New year’s eve

I’m going to bring this flaming dumpster into 2019 so future generations can see what a mistake Tumblr was

Er, guys two is odd and doesn’t have an e. Just saying…

did you deadass just try to tell me two is odd? i’m fucking crying throw the whole website away

Reblogging for the last one😂

The one thing I notice is that no matter how much you want to throw this site away, you just can’t.

TWO IS ODD?!?! PFFFTT I’M SCREAMING

Wait what about zero that’s an odd number ,no?

ok but hear me out fifty and thirty make up for the fact they have no e by the way they are pronounces third-E fifth-E

bro why do 30 and 50 matter THEY’RE FUCKING EVEN

what the actual fuck is happening

1 is an even number

I’m gonna smack you

-30 and -50 have an e in them

Wait why are we so quick to throw away the Zero idea

Zero isn’t a number

It can’t be divided by two though, can it

It can??? 0/2=0??

OD NUMBERS

onE

thrEE

fivE

sEvEn

ninE

OD numbers huh?

Anything that ends with a 0,2,4,6,8 is even and the rest is odd (1,3,7,9) stop freaking out y’all

YOU FORGOT 5

DUDE WHAT ABOUT FOUR

What about it?????

THAT DOESN’T HAVE E IN IT

THAT’S BECAUSE IT’S EVEN?????

A R E Y O U G U Y S O K A Y

21 days away from 2020, folks.

Please tell me I can start the new freaking decade with a post arguing about something as stupid as this. Please. 🙏

This is art at its finest

one week to 2020 dudes

I’m so done

Im so upset that even with all the “zero is odd” “no it’s not” stuff no one bothered to point out… It doesn’t matter. Zero, 0, zEro

But zero isn’t odd. It’s fucking the lack of a number. It’s neutral. It’s empty. There’s nothing there

Zero is a number.

A definition of an even number is that it can be divided by 2 and the result is a whole number. Since you cannot divide zero, you cant divide it by 2 and that means that zero is an odd number.

zEro, onE, thrEE, fivE, sEvEn, ninE, ElEven, and then the suffix -teen and every other odd number in english contains the names of the numbers 1 to 9.

zero is not a goddamn odd number what. even i know that and i’m not good at math. also you can divide 0 by 2, it’s 0, you literally just divide it  and you just get 0 out oh my gosh. you can’t divide by zero but you can divide zero. 

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Parity_of_zero

https://www.britannica.com/story/is-zero-an-even-or-an-odd-number

https://www.scienceabc.com/nature/zero-odd-even.html Quote from this one “ So, technically, [zero] is even. In fact, it is the most even number there is.”

also does anybody on here ever look anything up or? this is making my brain physically hurt. christ.

NO. NO FUCK YOU ALL WE ARE NOT BRINGING THIS SHIT INTO 2020. WHOEVER BROUGHT THIS BACK DID IT ON PURPOSE AND I WILL FUCKING HUNT YOU DOWN FOR SPORT FUCK YOU. FUCK THIS.

This post was an absolute train wreck and I’m cursing my followers with it

Damn you

“Anyone can do math, even gay people”

Bitch, are you sure???

This post is amazing. The Chaos is pleased.

Is this fucking number discourse

No but just out of all the things it’s about numbers

Just that it’s weird is all

The internet is weird, you should be used to that by now.

Yeah that’s true

At least the cum soup post was less weird than this

Uhh I’m sorry the what

Oh boy here we go again

How many times have I done this so far

I’ve done this like… three, maybe four times so far

Do you really want to know

You can turn back now

Please why did I have to see this post I had midterms today and my brain is already dead I don’t have enough brain cells for this

I had never seen this before today and I told my grandma about it and she’s shaking her head in both humor and disappointment. Good job everyone!

This is the longest post but yall forgot 6

And 1,3,5,7, and 9 are odd numbers. 5 is an honorary even number, but it is still odd.

This post should be illegal

This was literally my brain in maths class

What about numbErs? :3 

my favorite thing in the entire world is fiction that takes the concept of “space ship” to its literal extreme i’m not even exaggerating that shit rocks

pics that make you yearn for a life in a universe that only exists in your daydreams

Inside a warp bubble it doesn’t matter the shape of your ship.  Getting it into space or back onto land is an issue though...  

i know its been years since the wars between hipster and fandom blogs but if these people try to come back we need to be ready we need to support our fandom brothers in arms because im pretty sure these people are going to try to sell us products

we must bring him back but as a weapon

Awesome Spray Painted Illusion of a Hovering Tree Cut in Half

Ferrous iron (Fe3+) *is* the iron in hemoglobin. Ferric iron (Fe2+) is in vegetables.

Generally I've seen it as *cold iron* being the one that repels the far, typically cast rather than forged.

Yes, I know this.  Hence specifying that in a non-magical world, these two materials are identical, and in a magical world, they are treated as distinct.  I acknowledged this in my original answer.

In the Toby Daye universe, hemoglobin and the iron contained in living things does not harm the fae.  Period.

it makes perfect sense to me, even non-magically. the fae do not want to touch or ingest significant quantities of plain, elemental iron. it causes adverse reactions over a certain dosage threshold, then scales up sharply depending on quantity touched or ingested.

the human body reacts poorly to mass quantities of chlorine. it burns our skin if it splashes on us and shreds our digestive system if we slurp it. but we do okay with public swimming pools, and we eat a lot of salt.

also, this is polyvinyl chloride: it's the basic structure of what PVC pipe is made out of. the green blobs are chlorine atoms, the white hydrogen, the black carbon.

we don't get poisoned by touching plastic the way we would get poisoned by touching the raw concentrated elements inside plastic, because all those elements are bonded to each other and therefore locked up safely away from interacting with our bodies. same deal with salt: sodium would fuck us up. chlorine would fuck us up. sodium chloride forms a compound with very different properties and we actually need a lot of it to live.

iron atoms being locked up into the complex molecular structures of living cells like wood and leaves and blood, or even the rigid inorganic structures of stones, are too busy to interact with your body the way pure iron dust or an iron knife would be. it's not some kind of bizarre plothole that the fae can eat iron-rich spinach but don't want to get blasted with iron filings. you can eat chloride-rich kelp chips and go for a swim, but don't want to be doused with chlorine.

I’m the girl with the extremely knowing smile in the foreground

That’s capitalism babes

Hoard the wealth

displace the poor

then blame them for not working harder

I don't know about you, but I played enough Dungeons & Dragons to know what to do with the horrible Beast hoarding all the treasure

Saw this screenshot on twitter

Sending my sworn knight on a quest to kill the CEO of Exxon mobile