loki’s “evil plan” in the first thor movie is literally like one of those expanding glowing brain memes it’s so fucking roundabout and funny 

also: ragnarok.jpg

“you can’t just respond to everything with finger guns”

BNHA Valentine’s Day Cards set 1/????

I had fun making these. Please use these responsibly.

I didn’t add a watermark, but if these get reposted without credit, the next set will have them.

Also!!! I’m willing to make custome ones for people :) just let me know what color background, character, and message you want!

Some dumb ass vine reference valentine cards

taking off my bra, puting on a big t-shirt, and crawling into bed at the end of the day is very sexy of me if I do say so myself 

me but at 2 in the afternoon after like running one errand

ok same

yeah i’m part of the FBI

F: Funny

B: Bisexual

I: Introverts

Is this that dan and phil show

ghostbusters?

taking over! i’m

virgin!

Posts like this make me realize that I never read anyone’s fucking url

i made the mistake of reading yours

you dont just play the sims. you go on a sims binge for three days straight then put the game down for 5 months

gays, lend me your strength

I shall give you my soul, and you will be the most powerful gay to ever gay.

thank you so much.

lesbians, lend me your strength

I give you my heart, so you can have the power of all the lesbians and be even more gay than before

I am forever in your debt.

aces, lend me your strength

I give you my essence, so that why you possess the power of gay as well as having not just one, but many aces of power up your sleeve.

I owe you my life.

transgender and nonbinary folks, lend me your strength

i give you my tiddies because i dont fuckign want them

I could never thank you enough.

bi and pan peeps, lend me your strength

Gun

I am eternally grateful.

now, all remaining LGBT+ members, please collectively lend me your strength

You have our combined strengths and powers. Ascend as a God for there can no longer be forces against us. We are billions as one.

I truly thank you all, from the bottom of my heart thank you.

now,

video of the year 

keep the rave alive da

Always reblog

✨Curious Zelda ✨

people with the word “thor” in their url?? i trust them wholeheartedly

Whats your credit card number

if i was a skeleton i would just say “that really rattles my bones” in response to literally everything

Oh man if I were a baby boomer I’d make a political cartoon of a kid pickin up a peach and going “Look, Ma! Someone 3D printed the butt emoji!” and all my fellow 60-year-old friends would lose their mind and high five me all over the place. I’d be like royalty.

before the votes

after the votes: