Graveyard
Hm
She’s still here
hello
fluffball ( ´͈ ◡ `͈ )
many people have been complaining about the surge of porn bots… personally i havent noticed… however i have seen a rise in increasingly beautiful and mysterious women who wish to court me
i place my nuts face down in defense position
mozart
Bite me as hard as you please, and make me see stars. I am yours to use.
imagine a burger saying this haha
spilled pasta on my toes
call that feetuccine
three inches in my drawers
packin teeny weeny
I don’t know why people hate Hamilton so much this shit slaps
im the dj screaming w laughter
I think about this at least once a day.
working in customer service be like
scooby: raggy! shaggy: like, what is it scoob? scooby: *starts shitting on the sidewalk* shaggy:
please delete this im trying not to fucking cry in public
Details: Mid Ocean and The Ocean, ca. 1900, by Frederick Judd Waugh.
God: let there be light
Moths:
I love the implication that moths somehow existed prior to the creation of the universe
i am in lov with @subwayhands instagram……it’s like u get to see little bits and pieces of what each person is like
When you’re a DM and accidentally do a crit on one of your players, making them give you That Look of Betrayal
i forgot that singular dice are called die and this still made sense